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Welcome back to another exciting episode of SLOTH's CORNY JOKES of the WEEK!!! This week we have some excitingly unfunny jokes. Now let me hear you! ARE YOU READY!!! Leeet's Geeeeet Riiiight into the show. What do you call it when Batman skips church? [ATTACH=CONFIG]19922[/ATTACH] What do you call the Children of the corn's father? [ATTACH=CONFIG]19923[/ATTACH] OK! That's all for this week folks. Stay tuned for next week next exciting episode of SLOTH's CORNY JOKES of the WEEK!!!

I watch Logan Paul and Jake paul. These guys are my idols, I hope I can be like them when I grow up.

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I believe that we should bring back CSS Scrim for an event. I know I along with a lot of the older community members might appreciate this. CSS was where a lot of people found SG. And it would be a nice nostalgic event.

I am glad to announce that we've been picked up for a third season! Sloth's corny joke of the week is back and just as cancer as ever!!! So let's get right into it! What disease do you get when you decorate for Christmas? [ATTACH=CONFIG]19888[/ATTACH] Why don't they play poker in the jungle? [ATTACH=CONFIG]19889[/ATTACH] WOW That was fun! catch you guys next week on Sloth's Corny Joke of the Week!!

“Wow I got owned” - John Rambo

Welcome to another exciting edition of Sloth's Corny Jokes of the Week! Why was the the painting sent to jail? [ATTACH=CONFIG]16684[/ATTACH] Because it was framed!! What do you call a shoe made out of a banana? [ATTACH=CONFIG]16682[/ATTACH] A slipper! How much does a pirate pay for corn? [ATTACH=CONFIG]16683[/ATTACH] A buccaneer!!!!! Tune in next week for another exciting episode of Sloth's Corny Jokes of the Week!

What do you call the Children of the Corn's father? [ATTACH=CONFIG]16642[/ATTACH] Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella? [ATTACH=CONFIG]16643[/ATTACH] Why is Peter Pan always flying? [ATTACH=CONFIG]16644[/ATTACH] He NEVER LANDS! Ahhh Feels good to finally post one up again. Tune in next week for another captivating chapter of Sloth's Corny Jokes of the Week!!!

What gets dirtier the whiter it gets? A politician What kind of bird is always sad? A Blue Bird What was the musician's favorite pastry? A Drum-roll Why didn't the sun ever shine on the castle? It was full of knights. What did Mr and Mrs Hamburger name their daughter? Patty

Why was the teddy bear never hungry? Because he was always stuffed! How is an ocean harbor like a children's playground? It has buoys and gulls. What's the difference between America and a flash drive? One is USA and the other is USB. Do you know whats really odd? Just about every other number. Somebody threw a Pepsi at me today. It didn't hurt. Thank God it was a soft drink. I used to think the brain was the most important organ. Then I thought, look what’s telling me that.

Me: damn Michael Jordan what kind of spread did you put on this toast? it’s delicious. Michael Jordan: space jam. Why can’t you take a Pokemon to the bathroom? He may Pickachu. What do you call a lying frog? An AmFIBian What did Jay Z call his wife before they got married? Feyonce What's the difference between Lebron James and a tree? A tree has more rings.

didnt see lol

i was just wondering if anyone has downloaded windows 10 yet and if its any good...

It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally. I used to think the brain was the most important organ. Then I thought, look what’s telling me that. The midget fortune teller who kills his customers is a small medium at large. A farmer in the field with his cows counted 196 of them, but when he rounded them up he had 200. What does a nosy pepper do? Get jalapeno business. What is Bruce Lee’s favorite drink? Wataaaaah! The dyslexic devil worshiper sold his soul to Santa. You kill vegetarian vampires with a steak to the heart. There was a prison break and I saw a midget climb up the fence. As he jumped down he sneered at me and I thought, well that’s a little condescending. 10. If you want to catch a squirrel just climb a tree and act like a nut. So this guy with a premature ejaculation problem comes out of nowhere. A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair. Why don’t you ever see hippopotamus hiding in trees? Because they’re really good at it. Did you hear about the Mexican train killer? He had locomotives. How does NASA organize their company parties? They planet.

i eat Onions like you for breakfast...

Welcome back to Sloth's corny joke of the week!!! Let us get started... What do you call it when Batman skips church? Christian Bale The time traveler was still hungry after his last bite, so he went back four seconds. What do you call a group of unorganized cats? A Cat-astrophe Why don’t people play poker in the jungle? Too many Cheetahs

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No reason just makes me feel good to let people know, even if they don't care.

Week 3 What types of bees make milk? Boo-Bees! Week 4 What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!

It was on dreadful Saturday, I was home with my mother pawning noobs on Titanfall when all of a sudden my cable and internet shut off. I had just assumed that my father had not payed the bill, but in fact he did pay the bill. Causing my mother in to a fit of rage and nagging. I had spent over 3 hours on the phone with Comcast and I had been told a technician had been in my area and maybe interrupted my services. So i did as anyone would and began asking them to fix this problem, when they told me i had to wait about 2 weeks. At that point me and my mother had become enraged with the crap Comcast put us through and we cancelled their services. And we were left with no phone, television, or internet. So we looked for some better companies and decided on Optimum, but with our luck they had no services in our area. So my family and I decided to hop onto the Direct tv and Verizon Fios bandwagon, so we called them up. After we had worked through all that boring paperwork we began to schedule our appointment time with the companies. Direct tv told us they would come on the next Monday as i expected they would, but Verizon told us they only had an open appointment window on April 8, 2014... Today that is... Keep you in mind that this was a dreadful 2 week waiting period for my internet. Through those 2 weeks i kept myself entertained like any other human being and repeatedly solved the rubix cube and ate food like a pig. Well Just thought I'd let you guys know what happened and i'll be a lot more active now that i have internet. See you guys on the servers Love, Le French Sloth

same here...

fixed it!