patsfan365

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Rewriting your ENTIRE past would completely change you as a person, but there are some key moments in each of our lives that we can all think of that, were we to go back and change them, wouldn't drastically change us as a person, but it'd better the circumstances we're in in the present. However, going to the future, seeing what would become of you, could be for better or for worse. For example, if you go to the future and you're like a bum or something, or living in some dump in Detroit, you'll obviously want to do whatever you can to better yourself and, as a result, your future. Or, on the flip side, you can go to the future and see you're like in a mansion and you're a millionaire. But if you don't know what happened in between, or how much work it took you to get there, then there's a chance you can severely fuck up that future just by knowing about it. So, to answer the question, I'd go to the past and change one of those aforementioned little-character-impact moments.

you made this thread very dark

Back when my old community got ripped apart, I was in need of a new MG server. Most of them sucked but then I came across SG's, and it wasn't shit, so I added it to my favorites. This was like mid-2012. But I didn't start being active here until late march/early april. I was on hiatus from CSS since I'd played so much of it.

lifelong buds don't do that. They violated like 50 sections of the bro-code.

yes. and being drunk isn't an excuse. that's like when girls say they were raped because they agreed to have sex while they were drunk.

Your friends are bad and your girl's a slut, GG

I think that makes you a certified hooker

I joined February of 2011. My first game was killing floor, but I didn't really start playing heavily until like, I think it was march or april, when the playstation network was hacked and went down for like a month. At the time all I had was a ps3 and a laptop, so when psn went down, all I could play was my laptop and it was a piece of shit, so all it could run was killing floor, and CSS. That's when I got into CSS. I played in sub-30 FPS, and it was normal for it to drop to below 20, but that didn't really bother me. I mean it was annoying but it was still playable enough for me to get good at the game. EDIT: That's also the reason why I laugh when people bitch about a game being sub-60 fps. Lower FPS doesn't hinder skills, if you can't play well in sub-60, you can't play well in 60+.

too bad

This was a thing in my previous communities. Basically, post/paste any funny conversations you have in here. Keep autism to a minimum, and try to proof-read your conversations so they don't have racism in them...learn from my mistakes. GO. 9:06 PM - BlumpkinFan365: kid r u tryna start sum fukin beef, I'll bury u kid 9:06 PM - Motox: yo ur beef is the worst i swer to god it tastes like hard candy and stale licorice so dont even try me kid 9:07 PM - BlumpkinFan365: the wurst beef is ur mom's beef curtains that flap in the wind more than a duck flying south for winter 9:08 PM - Motox: damn mom get a hysterectomy bc i dont want some autistic brother from you 9:13 PM - BlumpkinFan365: yeah i told her to get it after our first kid came out retarded 9:13 PM - Motox: wait 9:14 PM - Motox: im the firstborn son 9:14 PM - BlumpkinFan365: yeah 9:14 PM - BlumpkinFan365: I know 9:14 PM - BlumpkinFan365: son 9:14 PM - Motox: oh 9:14 PM - Motox: my 9:14 PM - Motox: hof 9:14 PM - Motox: gof 9:14 PM - Motox: god 9:14 PM - BlumpkinFan365: see what i mean 9:14 PM - Motox: i cant spell 9:14 PM - BlumpkinFan365: retarded 9:14 PM - Motox: i am retarded 9:14 PM - Motox: dammit 9:14 PM - BlumpkinFan365: it's okay, boy 9:14 PM - Motox: brb gunna kill myself 9:14 PM - BlumpkinFan365: papa's here for you 9:14 PM - Motox is now Offline.

whose dick/nipples are we talking about here? I mean dick-sized nipples can mean they're either about 8 inches soft, or like 2 inches soft. And a nipple-sized dick can be really small, or it can be really big and puffy and look like pepperoni.

"Electronic cigarettes: Are they safer than tobacco? Or are they a high-tech way to hook a new generation on a bad nicotine habit? Nobody knows yet. Research into the effects of e-cigarettes lags behind their popularity. But ready or not, the era of e-cigarettes is here. It’s a booming, billion-dollar industry -- on track to outsell tobacco products within a decade. The number of teens and tweens using these products doubled between 2011 and 2012."- http://www.webmd.com/smoking-cessation/features/electronic-cigarettes Better for the PUBLIC health, yeah, since they don't produce smoke. But outside of that, no one knows how harmful they can be, though some studies suggest they can cause heart problems. The WHO (not the band) just started assessing the evidence of how harmful e-cigs can be this month. But what is known is that they're not as safe, or harmless, as people make them out to be. And they're just as addicting as cigarettes. And like you said, their target demographic seems to be kids still in high school. Or at least that's who's been using them, more often than not. They're basically ushering in a new era of health problems and deaths for a quick buck or 2.

It's not been proven that e-cigs are safer or a healthy alternative to regular cigarettes, it's still being studied. And so you're saying people don't smoke e-cigs to look cool, they do it because they're already addicted to cigarettes? Then why, I wonder, did they start smoking cigarettes to begin with? Let's face it, no one thinks "hm, you know those things that cause about 200 kinds of cancer, among other health disorders, and smell like a truckers asshole after a 9-hour drive through Arizona? I bet they taste and feel GREAT." It's a stupid life style choice, and comparing it to something like playing video games, which is a hobby, not an addiction, or to something like occasionally eating junk food, is stupid. Video games and junk food can all be taken in moderation. Cigarettes can't. Nicotine makes sure of that.

Because they automatically give you +50 to cool, plus every chick just throws her vagina at you when they see you smoking. you wouldn't understand, nerd.

That sounds kind of discouraging to new players, though. And the lack of a warden sounds like it'd be confusing and chaotic, especially for new players, both on the T AND CT teams.

But if a T chooses to just follow orders all round, that's what causes delaying, and then inevitably causes people to leave. And forcing a T to type !lr is usually at the warden's discretion. The warden can keep giving orders if the T doesn't type !lr, or if the warden wants to put an end to the round, he can say something like "Type !lr by XX:XX", and if the T doesn't, they die. EDIT: Also, just because the server has an !lr plug-in doesn't mean T's, should they please, can't do a custom lr. That happened all the time in my old server.

They shouldn't have to agree though. That's why it's the terrorist's last request, not the ct's. The way it worked in my old server was the last two T's were able to type !lr and choose a minigame, and then choose a CT to do it with. After they chose whatever, the ct's then had a pop-up where they can either accept or reject the lr. But the rules for the server were that the ct must accept, UNLESS the T that's !lr'ing is a rebel. So for example, say you go the whole round, kill all T's, and there's two left. one of the two followed all orders and is where he is supposed to be. You must accept his lr. However, if the second surviving T didn't follow all rules and ran away, got away, and hid like all round, and tried to !lr, you can accept it, or you can reject it, find him, and kill him.

I don't get it, you don't want to force the terrorists to do an lr, or you don't want to force the ct's to do an lr?

How is a round stalled with the !lr plug in, but not stalled by typing out your desired last request?

There used to be a rule that was on some servers (including my old clan's) called the last ct rule. What it entailed was, if all ct's die except for 1, the last ct can do whatever he wants. If he wanted, he can continue to warden, or he can go on a shooting rampage and just kill all t's (except the last one if the last one could type !lr before he dies). It basically just speeds up rounds after rebellions, and the last ct rule can only be allowed if there's already a certain amount of ct's (like 3 or 4) since it wouldn't make sense if just one ct gets killed via rebellion and the second one can kill everyone. Also the second-to-last ct MUST die by rebellion in order for the last ct to do as he pleases. Again, it wouldn't make sense if the second-to-last one could just suicide and let the last ct kill everyone. Also there should definitely be an !lr plug-in. They bring more order to things. The way it was set up in the jb server I frequented, was the last two T's could activate !lr, at the same time if they wanted, if there were at least 2 ct's left. And they could do it as many times as they pleased until they die or ct's die. it also makes it so no one can interfere on someone's last request.

I used to play jailbreak back in my old clan, but I haven't played it since (about 3 years ago) because most servers are dead or shit. I haven't tried the SG jailbreak though. Does it have any !lr plug-in, and the last ct rule?

Don't tell me what to do, mom.