patsfan365

They're like boys, only they can get away with saying shit that boys cant because it's impolite to punch them in the face. Kind of like children.

I tried to touch a girl's thigh once but she turned out to be a feminist and sent me to jail with claims of rape.

You must not play too many games. Or you just really have a thing against WWII.

But Treyarch's CoD games were the best...Except black ops 2. But black ops 1 and world at war were way better than anything by infinity ward past CoD4

If you press pause it'll stop anyone from joining your session unannounced. Also I've yet to be successfully hacked. I almost was, it was at like 88%, but then I jammed coms to stop the download, and found him sitting in a pick up truck, and he turned on the car and started driving away, but I got him through the rear window.

Like I said in the chat, the online is like the best part of the game (not to undercut the singleplayer). But there's just a certain thrill about going into someone else's game without them even suspecting a thing, and then starting to hack them, and watch them panic and frantically try to find you. It's like hide and seek, only the seeker kills the hider. Shit's tense. Of course, BEING hacked is equally thrilling. Looking around trying to find this douchebag who joined your game, then finding him if you're good enough, and killing him before he can escape. Or if he does manage to get in a car and drive off, you enter into this high speed chase where you have to take his car down and finish him off. It's got a set outcome (hacker dies, succeeds, or escapes), but the events that LEAD to that outcome are never the same. That's what makes it awesome.

Not everyone with money is a hacker. One time I joined a session with a friend, and people were randomly getting $2.5 million bounties set on them. I don't know if it was a glitch in the game, or someone abusing a glitch, or what (since it didn't say "[insert name here] has set a bounty of $2,500,000 on [insert name here]" and instead said "A bounty of $2,500,000 has been set on [insert name here]"), but me and my friend both managed to collect one of those bounties. I got mine last fucking second, too. I saw that it was set, so I looked for the guy on the map, and he was out in like the Hollywood mountains, so I went to collect, and he was running like hell. I was like a bit behind him the whole chase, and he tried retreating into his garage, but he had to go through that animation of your car pulling in, so that gave me just enough time to pull up, toss a sticky bomb on his car, and blow him up, mid-animation. Like 1 second later and I wouldn't have gotten it.

Of the two cops and robbers style FPS's, rainbow six siege is going to fucking destroy battlefield hardline.

Destiny, the order, uncharted, crackdown, halo collection, the last of us, littlebigplanet, smash bros, Mario kart, red dead redemption, the list goes on. But, you know, enjoy your pc master race

"Every time sony announced something it seemed like "try to beta first on ps4", or "exclusive character"." This is incredibly backwards. About 80% of the games Microsoft showed were multiplatform, and they were only shown because of "timed exclusivity", whereas sony actually had exclusive games. And complaining about sequels on the sony side, then talking up a new crackdown and halo, as well as a re-release of EVERY halo game, doesn't make sense.

Why the fuck did ubisoft bring back Aisha tyler for a THIRD time? No one liked her the first two fucking times.

So sony's was the best conference so far. Microsoft's conference had too much multiplatform stuff and not enough exclusives OR announcements, ubisoft's had Aisha tyler, just dance, and that work-out video game, so it was probably the worst (though rainbow six siege brought it back up a bit), EA's was like 90% sports so fuck that.

Yeah that can be annoying too. Especially if you're objective is to take down someone who's in a car, but they're driving in like pawnee, or somewhere else in the middle of bumblefuck nowhere with hardly anything to hack. It's not too bad though.

Some missions were really frustrating and the vehicle collision physics were ridiculous, but other than that it was great. the driving itself wasn't bad, though.

have fun rotting in hell, heathen

so that you have two extra wieners to shove up your ass

If it didn't have bread of anything, I'd call it what it is. a patty. If I had a hot dog, and took away the hot dog bun, I'd be stuck with just a wiener. A burger is not still a burger if you take away the bun.

"the bun and everything else isn't the burger." so if I put a patty in between a hotdog bun, it's still a burger.

Anyone who speaks any English does.

BTW, no one considers the patty to be the burger. The patty is the patty, and it's part of a burger, you fucking idiot. If you say "I want bacon ON my burger", that would mean putting bacon on the bun, since the bun is the highest point of the burger, and anything above that is considered "on". Anything below the bottom bun is considered "under", and anything in between both buns is considered "in" the burger. Do you even English, bro?

It goes AROUND the burger, you fucking idiot.

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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the chess club, and I’ve been involved in numerous panty raids on my rival sorority, and I have over 240 confirmed friends. I am trained in attention whoring and I’m the most popular girl in the entire Steam community. You are nothing to me but just another name on my friends list. I will delete you with speed the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of white knights across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking blocked, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can remove you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just on steam. Not only am I extensively trained in seeking attention, but I have access to the entire army of the United States White Knight Brigade and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking blocked, kiddo.

I understood that reference.

+2. It took me about 5 seconds to find your facebook page because of that Skype name. I'm not going to do anything with it, I'm just saying, it's that easy.