At School, I called my Mom during the break.
While trying to cry I said: "Mom, I'm being suspended from School for fives day"
I hung up, about 40 secs later, I heard "Could Jordan *Inert last name* come to the office"
When I got there my VP was talking to my mom on the phone.
She handed me the phone, and I yelled "APRIL FOOLS DAY"
