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Crimson

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  1. That was you!? Faggot!
  2. Last time I checked, the default VB4 skin weren't those colors.
  3. Take care, and goodluck... Homie.
  4. Best news of all 2011 so far, welcome back!
  5. Back from away

    Haggard changed his name to GarfieldH
  6. Game which doesn't even exist anymore.
  7. The forums which were promised almost six months ago... Oh, events? TTT Event.
  8. Best of 2010

    fixd
  9. LOL? He pretended to break his "Leg" and his "Sister" started playing on the account. Everyone found out, got him mad, and he went on giant Banning spree on DR.
  10. Nightmarejr, lol
  11. britishcunt
  12. Apology thread.

    Awww!
  13. play less wow. loljk
  14. So last month I had to leave school early to some kind of meeting at the district office 30 miles away and the school supplied some transportation. There was a girl in the class I just got out of and she was smoking hot, like 9.5/10 hot. I was thinking about her during class and got a major hardon. After the bell I attempted to hold my schoolbag in front of me on the way to that bus to hide it; and it was successful. I then proceeded to sit on the back of the bus and continued to think about miss hotstuff. So I have blueballs now, and a vigorous urge to fap. I was alone on the bus save for the driver way up front, and I looked at the place where the school bus camera was and it was missing! Gone, nothing there at all. So now I'm "all alone" and I proceed with the plan. With a lack of proper lubrication I had to use a banana peel, and it took quite a while. In the end the remedy was successful, and the blueballs problem solved. After leaving the bus I went to the bathroom to take the postfap piss and washed my hands. The next day at school, I was called to the office as I routinely am for doing stupid shit. The fapping incident never occurred to me ATM so I had no hesitation walking in that door. My parents and the principal are waiting for me. A light goes on in my head, oh shit. Turns out there was a hidden camera on that bus because they were trying to catch a bully. I am scolded and told I am a perv, and the school suspends me for 2 weeks. I now have to get "counseling" for the rest of my life. Fuck. When I get home my father won't talk to me because he is severely "disappointed" and my god damn mother got scared and said you're living with your aunt and uncle in belair. Now I don't like my aunt because she's a wicked bitch and makes me write this filler text to foil the people who read the end first, so yeah you see where I'm coming from. I know no people at her house, and the education sucks. Fuck, now I'm going to get a shit diploma and work at micky d's for the rest of my life. Might as well just molotov everything. God damn. So totse, what do I do?
  15. Don't quote it! Noooo Dr0000iid!
  16. Come to Canada, where the real snow is @
  17. #1

    HOW ABOUT I SLAP YOUR SHIT?
  18. http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Jordan A different word for very large penis
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