The Real Slim Jim

ive been seeing more orange panthers lately and its made me wonder what other models can be dyed with the store. ive only ever seen orange and pink panthers too if anyone knows why.

yea sorry 3 ts to 1 ct so many cts just sit in ct to enforce other peoples orders if you play ct and dont have a mic learn to have atleast a rounds worth of usuable "Warden" orders that you can use on any map; ie marker, shift walk no jumping big cage be on boxes, all ts freeze, shift walk no jumping follow me... first order command means you get to give a faux mic first order. if you play ct with a mic speak up jb is always better with more bants so get those buttery voices going.

i think ideal ratio to have as a standard would be3 Cts to 1 T also i think there should be an insentive for cts to use map deathgames and actually move ts around the maps more, following the tune of cts and ct being shit. Edit: @Gentoo *ratio should follow a 1 ct to 3 T or 1:3 ratio. the point where there are too many Cts is when the ratio gets above 1:2*

never really had problems with lack of ct, sometimes lack of mics on ct can be an issue. ive actually found that there are too many cts and cts who have nothing to do but; camp secrets, vents, armory etc.

Had a re read of rules to look for something on ratio for cts/ts and couldnt see anything i normally play on server when 10 people on is alot, never had a problem with ratio (3-4:1 // 2 cts to 6 or 7 Ts) and normally there arent enough people wanting to play ct. nor are there usually admins. played a three hour straight streak of jb with a 2:1 or worse ratio the whole time. admin sat on ct with 2:1 ratio. like i said i dont see anything in the rules about ratio. seeing as how we dont have a warden system the ratio is kind of {the warden} right? The controlling factor for rebel if thats a better description. some clarification on whether there is a set way to approach ratio or if its just admin discretion would be nice, also who TF likes playing ct or t on a 2:1 ratio

yeah i just realised how autistic i am, its not my fault ive been away from forums and pc for like 2 months forgot how shit works kappa tfw am autism

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Why does @Nimmy submit player comps when CA kek

so far this thread has been pointless as the stance for wardays has been the same for a while and this post hasnt really shown any new benifits to adding them. all thats really happened here is @Zeni getting butthurt for no reason, and everyone saying they dont want wardays. (if you post something on the forums people have the right to have a different opinion than you and to express it , its kinda how free speech works my friend) now that al l being said i dont personally see wardays as a good idea. to me its just adding fuel to the jb fire that we are trying to get under control rn. @Jake whats your stance on this?

ban zeni obviously a hacker if he supports patriots. hehe xd Steelers Win

this, also adidas

mali isnt the CA

apparently getting CA turns you gay This explains alot about @Dominic [01/13, 21:25] Frostbitten : fuck me malibu [01/13, 21:25] Frostbitten : u fucking won't [01/13, 21:25] Malibu : dont test me faggot [01/13, 21:26] Malibu : i will fuck the shit out of u [01/13, 21:26] Frostbitten : you fucking won't [01/13, 21:26] Malibu : you gonna get this german schlong [01/13, 21:27] Frostbitten : I'll test the shit out of you [01/13, 21:27] Malibu : as a great poet once said [01/13, 21:27] Malibu : ill fuck you til you love me faggot

suck my ass hehe xd. just because i made my forums acc in december doesnt mean im not an old player. used to play 2 years ago, couldnt make forums acc bc retarded 15 year old. but nice meme

ive been a little inactive over the past two weeks a lot has changed for me recently, out of long term relationship, changed my lifestyle. now i workout for 2 hours plus every day, eat healthy, go out and have real life. leaves me with less than an hour to play usually if i have no hw. oh yeah and ive noticed how toxic ive been on jb lately with all the retards who dont know the fucking rules. so ive migrated to no lififng bhop and surf and joining jb occasionally.

wtf my username is Daddy_Trumpo

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can a pardon be revoked

as a jb player i understand the cancer that im a part of but i definitely don't add to it and try to do my best with player complaints instead of dragging an admin in when i can do my part instead. i dont think there are alot of people who play jb as their main server that would get admin if they tried, so i dont see there being any new jb admins anytime soon. so unless something happens to change it, it feels like jb is spiralling out of control. maybe @Caution can do something to change that but tbh like others have said i think its really a player base isssue. maybe not so much the admins. if we as a community want to make pb better we need to do it, not tell someone else they need to. this comes down to us making player complaints whenever you can, dont wait for an admin to get on, go to spec if you have to and demo the guy then go post about it. if its an issue that needs delt with straight away go call an admin. no admin that i have called has ever said no im not going to go help you. while i think we do lack admins on jb we also lack initiative, we can do things too its not all down to the admins. i havent seen anyone set up an event on jb either, the only one ive seen that wasnt from 2015 was halloween. events are fun and making an admin vs member jb event could be really fun and we might learn something from it, we might actually be able to remember what jb was like before it was cancerous. anyways i kinda ranted. oh yeah the admin grace period was a bad idea disregard it. #MakeJBGreatAgain

i have to agree here tbh, while i get that being an admin in jb is cancer and dificult, just giving up on the server is kinda shitty for the playerbase. its not to say that everyone has bc there are a few admins who still frequent jb, it feels like a majority just dont care about the server and it can make playing on it feel like shit for the playerbase. i dont think adding a jb specific incentive is a horrible idea, atm it is the worst server and something needs to happen with it. everytime ive looked at the playerlist for ttt or joined the server ive seen atleast one admin on and generally i see more, and thats not something i can say about jb. there are admins i see on there all the time and i mentioned them in my last post about this problem. i really think something should be put in place to change that.

@Frostbitten every time he yells at someone on jb he reminds me of the original alpha

tfw i wish we had a surf dm server tfw its an option and no one picks it [ATTACH=CONFIG]15904[/ATTACH]

this happens to me often, or a ct will kill me and the game leader will kill another bc it was a close call. which makes me feel like shit as a t bc what do i do, according to the rules it was an honest mistake, but im still dead when according to the game leader im not. it also makes it so that if it happens its not a freekill, even though it really should be. imo i think the language of the rule should be chaged so it means reads that the only person allowed to kill during a death game is the ct who is giving the orders [TL;DR] change wording to say only the ct giving orders can kill, makes it much simpler imo.

my bad i didnt see the post of the last event, yeah i could see how it would be hard to manage and to get people to show up. i just want to do some scrims thats what i meant by itws dead i dont ever see it being used more so than it being dead,

ok so everytime i see it scrim is dead why dont we put together our own cologn prize pool for top 3 bracket with all entries, teams enter in and play at a certain time whenever the bracket is yada yada could be fun and a light hearted competition for the better players. for the bracket lower ranked teams could be placed against each other in pools of rank approximation. id be willing to help organise and i could more than likely donate something for the prize pool, got that chrismas money.