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Yeah, its an advertisement, but its for all those wannabes out there who wanna get high. It does sound like bullshit, and some people do wonder if it is the placebo effect, but I also have some of those doses on my mp3, they work. I just randomly shuffle one out of my recreational folder. It works. Not as good as the real thing probably though.

Alright folks! Some of you may know about this, some may not. I can get high, without the smelly smokes, without the snorting, without the pills. I can get high off a pair of high quality headphones? How, you may ask? It is simple. Binaural beats! Binaural beats is when, your headphones, play 2 different frequencies in each ear, and your brain makes a third frequency. I don't know the rest of this scientific crap, but here is what happens... YOU GET HIGH! I use a program called iDoser, it works. Some people argue, "Oh, this is just a placebo effect", and upon further investigation, they just havent met the requirements. This shit is real. The doses that have worked for me are : Marijuana, French Roast Coffee, Peyote, Nitrous, A-bomb, and Gates of Hades(I had a panic attack...) I havent even tried a quarter of the doses. The things that didnt work for me were Cocaine and Heroin. Now, go google iDoser. Each dose costs SOME money, but I got all of these for free, but I don't think I am allowed to post on such things. Maybe contact me on steam or PM me. I just want you guys to get high and tipsy. http://www.i-doser.com/ - This is the official website of the program. Make sure you are in a dimmed room, completely comfortable, mind cleared and absolutely no interruptions. PS. There is an orgasm dose. I haven't tried it though.

Yankee doodle went to town~~ Ding fries are done. (Don't know the original song, but I think it is a carol?)

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