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Everything posted by Tweedledee
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Okay man, can u not make jokes like that again? I laughed at the dinner table and now what am I supposed to tell my grandma? Repeat the joke? So inconsiderate smh
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You’re actually a retarded goblin that lurks on the forums 24/7. Get on the servers for a change, ape.
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So now that u have green how about you start paying for sub and get it for both of us
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Mommy called me today and said you didn’t ask for the binky to go nap! Good job kiddo, we’re so proud of you!
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Wow! I heard you finally peed on the potty all by yourself! Good job kiddo, your mom was so proud!
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I'm so proud of my daughter for stopping a bank robbery today. The robbers went in and held their guns up, telling everyone to put their hands in the air. My daughter (only 3 years old!) stood her ground, faced them directly in the eye, and simply said "If you're being mugged, just say no. Your robbers cannot legally take any of your possessions." Almost instantaneously, the robbers collapsed to the floor, suffering from a bipolar seizure. Everyone clapped and she was given position as senator of the state of Florida, as well as invited by the Democratic National Convention to run for President in 2020. What an unbelievable event! I'm so blessed by God to have such a wonderful child.