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  1. Lol @ The people wondering how to download from youtube... Use the Mozilla Firefox browser, go to tools->Add-ons->Get Add-ons->Browse all Addons-> Search for 'youtube' then within the first 5 results or so there should be your answer. It works fine if you follow the directions(I use the "Download Youtube Videoes in MP4 and HD" one).. I have like 5 songs that i downloaded to my PSP as well. Video works perfect as well.. Though the HD version seems to be a corrupted file when i try it on my PSP. @ The illegal thing.. lol xD Well, if they decide to sue ya then just blame Firefox.
  2. Im glad im allergic to peanut butter... o_o'
  3. "Best porn ever?!"
  4. The fuck?

    Thats ALL he said? I thought he had blown his head off swearing at Suri... But, seriously? JUST that? I mean, i agree he shouldn't of PM'd all those people... But i truly don't see a problem with simply stating your open opposition against someone, and seeing who agrees or disagrees with you. It's nowhere near worth a ban. No matter how much you sugarcoat it, if what Matt posted was the real message... Then MNote truly was banned for stating his opinion. "DOWN WITH SURI!" isn't anywhere near "F*ck you Haggard! Down with SG! Lets all go make steamgamers2.0.com!" But aye, i'm glad my Counter-Strike doesn't work anymore.. I'll probably be banned for saying this.
  5. Mwahaha... A cure for world hunger! If they're too fat to work.. lets just take a little fat off their bones
  6. LOL... God dammit i hate my high metabolism.. If i knew i could get money for being fat i'd be spending my weekly allowance on those 100 packs of slim jims that i oh so love. Nonetheless, sucks for those Brits... Though, if Britain has to pay for fatasses, pretty soon American airplane companies will be required to give an extra seat or two per fatty and every fatass will have their own page in the Stimulus Bill.
  7. I got bitch smacked for using the "Nice pants, baby. Whats the drop rate on them?" line ;P
  8. This was posted on a different site... But i lol'd at 'em so i thought i'd share it with this community. The conversation is between 3 friends... Don't ask me how they got on this subject. Aiden: What do you say I take my flag to your base and SCORE? Serena: Baby, do you play video games? Cuz you could be my Final Fantasy! Aiden: You remind me of a game of Tetris; you always want the long ones Liz: I HAVEN’T POSTED ANY YET. Serena: Fine; wait until Liz posts twice or be beaten in the head with a stilleto Liz: Sometimes my friends call me Speed Racer, because adventure’s always waiting just ahead! Liz: Why don’t we go back to my place and find my Dragonballs? Serena: If you’re a Devil, you May Cry by the time I’m finished with you. ;D Aiden: Looking at your ass makes my bulba soar Liz: XDXD Nice one Aiden Aiden: thx Liz: If I were a clefairy, I’d doubleslap that ass of yours Serena: I know how Mario must feel because I really wanna clean your pipes Liz: Lemme call you Silent Hill cuz things will really get freaky when I’m inside you. Aiden: WoW pick up line! NICE PANTS BABY WHAT’S THE DROP RATE? Liz: WoW FTW! Why don’t you seduce me? My resistance is low. Aiden: Baby, being with me is like a Paladin casting Divine Shield. It lasts about 10 seconds and you won’t feel a thing. Serena: HALO pick up line: I think something is wrong with my auto-aim. I can’t take my eyes off you Serena: I usually press “X” to pick up items; can I do the same for you? Serena: Is that a Sudowoodo in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? Aiden: I’d rather ride you than Yoshi any day Aiden: I COMBO BREAK YOU Liz: When I came near you, the announcer said “Unfreakin’ believable!” I would have to agree Serena: I’m like a plasma grenade; Once I’m on top of you, you’ll explode Serena: I would like access to your base. Shall I enter from the front or the rear? Liz: I wish you were the ground and I was a Diglett so I could be inside of you. Aiden: You’re just like an RPG! I can’t wait to take you home, unwrap you, put it in, and then grind away until the sun rises Liz: LOL Serena: Haha Aiden: If you go out with me, I’ll treat you like how I treat my pocky. I’ll spend a lot of money on you, bring you home, and finish you off within 5 minutes before I lay in bed crying myself to sleep Aiden: I’m having the urge to grow several penis tentacles Serena: Aiden wins.
  9. Way to go SG!

    I don't usually partake in such childish games, but everyone else had their own edit of the image http://www.steam-gamers.net/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=5551&stc=1&d=1235611639
  10. I liked Chrome, but it wasn't supported by Comcast and it was always going way slower then Firefox, so i switched back o.o' It also didn't let me play a few browser games like on pogo and popcap.
  11. I found it about 2 years ago a few months after i started playing CSS. I started as playing just Zombiemod, back when we had VIP escape and way before it became steamgamers. About a half a year later, i had been using it as my main server still as i switched over to playing skill maps like surf.. And its still been my main server branch to play on ever since.
  12. Err... Why don't you talk in allies ._. I mean, im pretty sure when a prisoner in Guantamno Bay(Sp?) starts talking smack about how all of the other prisoners should help him strangle the guards that they MIGHT, i dunno, step in? I mean, if i was CT and there was a T right infront of me, and all of the sudden he said "Alright guys, everybody knife this n00b!" i'd probably shoot.
  13. XD, So, like what? You wanna look at porn before you go shoot some Terrorists? ((Making a joke cuz of the example you gave))
  14. Yes, electric was a fun map at first but the constant rush tactics got boring, and with only 2 alternative routes to the gun room that can be guarded with ease the map sucked pretty fast. But i get what your saying, Electrics too open but Alcatraz is way too closed.
  15. I've got alot of free time on my hands this upcoming Saturday and Sunday, so im thinking im gonna sit down and finish a map i started. But first, so i dont waste my time on a useless map that people spam hate messages over, i want some public feed... What defines a good prison break map? I ask this because whenever i log onto a prison break server everyones having a spaz attack over wanting to go to the map electric.. Honestly, has anyone actually observed electric? Its horrible in my opinion, theres no original designs to it, no uberly secret tunnels, i mean hell, the lay out doesnt even make sense. And to make it worse people hate the maps that make you walk around and use stealth/strategy to win the match. Honestly, the most basic map maker could of made electric in way less then an hour(Which is pretty darn sad considering it takes you an hour to understand the basics of Source SDK..) Its pretty sad when the hardest thing a map creator has to do is create a button trigger for a jail cell. It takes the fun out of the game when the Ts can rush every single round and win, thats not the point of Jail Break. But, Hey, i mean, if thats what this server wants then i wanna know that before i go wasting hours upon hours building a detailed and well layed-out map.
  16. Burn in hell Speed >.>' Only Gray or the team leader can uninvite me ;P
  17. Thats how pro i am.
  18. Signing up for Team 8/Jasper's(Invited by Gray) Name- Nobody Steam ID- STEAM_0:1:13386748 Whatever my teams doing.
  19. DRAGON BALL ONLINE!!!

    xO I just changed the 1 letter of the url, i don't actually know the game.
  20. DRAGON BALL ONLINE!!!

    I think he means http://www.dragonballonline.es/ ?
  21. So, im not sure if anyone else has thought/made this idea already(If not, i can't believe im the only Star Wars nerd in css ) but i was thinking about in Episode 4: A New Hope Princess Leia is captured and taken prisoner on the Death Star where she is then taken to a jail cell... That would be AWESOME for a jail break map... You could have the vent/duct thing that lead down to the trash compactor as an escape route, but there could also be a button that activated it and crushed any T trying to escape. You could add elevators, an 'unstable'(Boom goes the Death Star?) reactor core to it, and maybe even if your good with triggers add some flyable X-Wings and Tie Fighters that could go outside. I would try and attempt this myself, im fairly good with triggers and building things but am horrible at skinning/texturing, which would cause a problem since it wouldnt fit the Death Star design at all. So, please, if any fellow Star Wars Nerd/CSS Fan/Map Maker out there has any good skinning/texturing talens, mind making this map?
  22. Heres my suggestions, borrowing a few ideas from a Hostie server i usually play on: First please note that, no matter what you do you have to have layed back fun-loving players on this server, otherwise it won't work, period. If you have just 1 CT that holds a grudge against a certain player for knifing him 3 rounds ago this server won't work at all. I suggest that you add strict rules, and give power to the players. 1.) Amp up the command rules~ -Any CT can give any T a reasonable command(I.E move here, go there, don't come near me, drop the gun, etc) -A CT can shoot any T that does not follow the reasonable command -A CT cannot give any T an unreasonable command(I.E type kill in console). If a CT insists that you must follow through with the unreasonable command, you have permission to kill him/her without it counting as rebellion. -If a CT accidently kills an innocent T in the crossfire, it would be common courtesy(Or in this case a rule) that the CT kill themselve that round or the next. -Use the 'simon says' feature. First one to type in Simon Says gets Simon. -Simon MUST have a mic to use this feature -Simon can give any reasonable command to the Ts and they must follow(Assuming simon said Simon Says at the beginning) -If simon does not add the Simon Says to the command the T that does that command can be shot. -The end result of this would hopefully be a CT delivering a set of commands with simon says such as "Jump, crouch, do a 180/360 jump spin, face the wall, etc" and then eventually say something like "Stop" without the simon says, at which point a few Ts would stop, and be shot. -Eventually when the Ts start droppin' and it gets down to 2-4, you can say something like "Simon Says Crouch War" where the Ts would have to try and crouch jump onto each others heads, the ones who succeed in this live, the ones who get jumped on die. -Use the Last Request feature -The last T alive(Assuming they haven't rebelled) can demand a last request -The T can demand any of these as a last request(Or LR): Crouch War(As explained before, one who fails has to die) Jump Shot(A CT takes a position below a ramp/anything you can jump off of, and the T receives a deagle. The T must jump off and fire 1 shot at the CT as they fly through the air. Then, roles switch and the CT will fire 1 shot. Repeat till one of them dies) Gun Toss(You and the CT takes a position atop a jumpable building, ramp, cage, etc and you must jump off of it and throw your gun into the air. One who throws their gun farthest wins, other dies.) Take Your Chances(T receives the guns of their choice and the T goes to CT spawn and CTs go to where the T requests, after 20 seconds or when the T is ready the sides have permission to come out and open fire) Shot By Shot(T and CT of their choice stand accross from each other, and take turns firing 1 shot till the other is dead.) 2.) Give Power To The Players~ -As requested by Gray, the Auto-Mute feature has to go, communication is a MUST on this type of server. -Add votekick and votemute(I believe voteban is already enabled?) -Only allow trusted Admin to use ban, and limit the other admins on the server to few kicks a day. Well, thats what i think about the situation, going from past experience from other Hostie servers. I may be a newb to this forum, but Zombie Murder has been my main server to play on for well over a year now(Literally, for like 5-6 months i only used ZM Escape servers ;P) and i hate to see it crumble under the misunderstanding of a new server.
  23. Fight Club

    XO No problem, wouldn't of made a difference who suggested it = O
  24. Fight Club

    I was there last night at the start aswell, and i absolutely LOVED the idea, and i unfortunately had to log off before it ended((Also, for the record i said we should do this tournament style 5 minutes before Gray but i got ignored xD)). But i went to bed thinking of what could possibly come of a Knife Fight Club... And i came up with two ideas that i could map if the new server was made: Idea 1.) -All players spawn on one large glass ring, a wall seperating both spawns. -There are two doors(One for CTs, Other for Ts) that lead to the center of the circle, a medium sized arena closed off from the spawns. -When one person walks through the door, they trigger the doors to immiedetly shut. -The two players that manage to get through the doors first will have a chance to duke it out against each other for 15 seconds -After the 15 seconds, hopefully one of them would have died and the doors will open again letting two more players in. -The central idea of the map is that as one player dies, the other side gains the advantage by getting another player in the arena at the same time as the other making it more intense for the losing team. Idea 2.) -This time, all players spawn on a large slab of ground, seperated by a long glass arena in the middle. -Again, only one player can enter the door to the arena before it shuts. -Once in the arena, both players are constantly pushed and bounced from side to side, making it extremely hard(And extra fun and hillarious) to knife each other. -And instead of just opening the doors, this time after 15 seconds the door will open and after 20 seconds the gas is turned on the people in the arena and a new round begins with new people. -This is more of a challenger, instead of just pro-knifing required.
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