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Hey @TheZZL do you smell that? Smells like another reason to get rid of this shitty map.

Even God created you as a Hammer slave And holy fuck this entire thread is a goldmine

The last thing I'm gonna do is start counting to 3 after a T is dropped a primary. Best we can do is continue to encourage CT's not to be hard ass power hungry Nazis and pray they don't kill T's who have no intention of rebelling but get gunplanted regardless.

Quite the sneaky move by Valve. Make up a contest and change the fine print so people who actually get their skins in the game don't get royalties and instead get a one time "prize win" pay off. "YAY GUYS VALVE CARES ABOUT THE COMMUNITY AND HAS THE PLAYERS' INTERESTS AT HEART!"

Better idea: remove it

M4A4 shoots faster, and when your opponent has a gun that one shots you, your only hope is a faster fire rate. While the suppressor and lower price tag are nice, it's not enough to trump the increased fire rate. More fights are influenced by fire rate and ammo capacity of their gun rather than their gun being suppressed.

I am unbelievably close to sending a pipe bomb to this kids address

Get fucked @20 scrolls Fucking Loser Oh and congrats BoTo

Math is blue you sick bastards

Sorry, unlike you I'm not used to putting my mouth around that kind of shape.

Someone didn't watch the whole video

Why does your life revolve around a fake japanese woman

Hands down best thing I've seen all year

@John

The Anti-Christ

Closet door Do u wear ur shoes in ur house? dirty ass floor havin ass Dirty shirt not a sock Cooling memory foam pillow the cooling part is the pillow case Time for you to get a watch #owned

Give me a day to starve myself.

ANYTHING

PLEASE JOHN PLEASE WHAT WILL IT TAKE ILL DO ANYTHING

Lord forgive me I thought it'd be hilarious to take Kuri's forums name cuz he changed it to "fast" for some reason and he also thought it was funny and he's ok with it so it's not like I was maliciously impersonating him It's been like 2 days so the jokes kinda run its course so when I went to change my name back I saw this chilling message... NINETY DAYS??? I HAVE TO BE KURI FOR 3 FUCKING MONTHS??!?!??!?! No. This is torture and should be illegal. I cannot pretend to be this kid for 3 months on the forums, I simply do not have the strength. Please for the love of god change my name to daft. I don't care what it takes. I'll donate skins, dress up in a maid outfit, post my 6th grade yearbook photo, LITERALLY I'LL DO ANYTHING I REALIZE I MADE A HORRIFIC MISTAKE AND KARMA HAS BIT ME IN THE ASS AND I'M SORRY Also I think this is a good time to ask for the plain "daft" forums name cuz someone took it to make an appeal account like half a decade ago so thanks in advance please have mercy on me

What's wrong with targeting children?

In SG Jailbreak, primaries are KOS whether you're holding them out or not. Even if it involuntarily gets into your inventory if you're say, gunplanted by a CT or your teammate next to you dies with it and it goes to you. Secondaries and tasers are treated differently, in that they aren't KOS unless they're held out long enough for the animation to end to allow you to shoot people or if you fire/reload the gun for any reason. This means CT's are not allowed you kill you for quickswitching. CT's are allowed to force you to drop the gun, and if they give specific orders to not drop it to a teammate or to go to a marker and you break those terms, they're allowed to shoot you. It's also implied that if you are told to drop the gun, you cannot pick it back up. If you do, they're allowed to warning shot you. I wish more CT's would pardon innocent T's for getting gunplanted with a primary by a dead teammate after they immediately drop it, but most CT's need to go on power trips to match their K/D with their ego, so don't take it personally. I'd also like to add that since you're new here, I'd like to introduce myself. I'm Kuri and I love balls in my jaws! I'm also the #1 player on a dead Zombie Escape server!