2 Dwarves, 1 Coat

Yeah, shit the what is right with said?

I'll give you guys that, since I'm not sure of the source where I heard that information, but I'm pretty sure it was from an S.E. Hinton novel, which is not a credible source.

Where Tupac and Elvis are, I doubt anyone is "chilling."

Another $20 says it's a private cremation.

$20 says he's just faked his death and ran to (Insert Country Here) to avoid his 200 Million+ in debt and to escape his troubles with the law as well as pedo-acquisations. It would also get him some hype so that he would sell more music.

Thanks man. you just summed up almost everything that I was going to say in one post. Except that I think that ALL drugs is going a bit too far. LSD and a few other drugs are known to fuck shit up for your kids, too. Since drugs like LSD are laced with PCP/TCP etc., they can cause chromosome damage and make your child be born looking like a kumquat. Screw up your OWN life, it's ok. Screw up a child's life, it's not.

Exactly. I take pity on you for paying iTunes for music.

Plan A: I'd proceed to Mercy Hospital for evacuation. Plan B: Make my way to Riverside for a waterfront rescue. Plan C: Working plane, working ariport, I say we head there. Plan D: Make my way to the military holdout up the traintracks. Mandatory Side-Mission: Nuke the ashes of Raven's house, because apparently everyone is doing it. But seriously, family + close friends, load 'em into a van and drive until I get to a grocery store. From there load all the food I can into the van and maybe steal someone else's just to hold food and have a friend drive it. Steal someones boat and wait in the middle of the Atlantic.

Eventually, every single person registered will be an admin. A massive ban war will occur, and when Haggard tries to stop it, he will be perm banned from all servers and the forums by some guy who no one knows. Then, there will be but one troll left in the SG community, while all others have gone to find another group to play with. He will sit on the forums and bump threads for all eternity.

Get out.

Some people and their WarCraft......WoW (pun intended). And I know that second video was fake, but jeeze, I got one present each year, and it was usually an unwrapped box from Walmart containing the new year's sneakers; if there really is a kid like that out there, he needs to die in a fire...his mother doesn't love him anyway.

Then I'll answer it. I'd chuck the tampon back at her and yell "Pick it up, bitch!" That a good enough answer?

A group of guys and I had our clothes stolen while in the lockerroom showers. It was every man for himself -- get the hell back to dorms before someone sees. It goes without saying that I was seen by a large group of people while trying to cross a hallway.

Since I don't have a mic, and my computer for some reason unknown to me and to microsoft doesn't support mics, I use HLSS every time I play, using the classic "Stop Whining" and towelie's well- known "Wanna get high?" Sometimes, I'll admit to playing a song when EVERYONE agrees and doesn't object. As long as NO ONE minds and EVERYONE is having fun with it, I believe admins shouldn't care, because in the end, isn't having fun what being on an SG server is all about?

I just found out that I live in pedo city. Holy shitfuck (pun intended). The worst part is that they have content smiles on their photos.

I actually read through that whole thing - it made my day. The poster was an obvious attention whore/troll, but the responses were hilarious. especially because of the idiots who posted long after the thread starter abandoned the thread..... "Go see his train, just make sure you bring the tunnel."

I wouldn't know. I started posting on the forums again, like, yesterday.

Vince's best commericial yet, including some great new products, too!

Kill 'em all, first and best.

Is it just me, or do the guys from ICP like faygo?

I don't mind either, since it took me months to train my ears to understand both of them ;)

Best metal bands ever in my opinion. Kick the shit out of wannabes like disturbed and slipknot. Links below. Enjoy metal at it's finest. King Diamond http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOdlWGwGU_s&feature=related - Neverending Hill http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mscEiWJqsi0 - Black Hill Sanitarium Morbid Angel http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dI6k5EQOzSY - Sworn to the Black http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8WTfPvU_q0 - Rapture - World of Shit (Live, sounds better than studio version)

Was he just sticking a remote up his ass? WoW (pun intended), that kid fails. He should keep hitting himself with a shoe until it actually kills him.

It's ok guys, really. I forgive you if you think I'm too good for your #1 spot.

Epic fail moustache.