James

I'll eat you.

Just kidding, I love you Leon. <3

Whore.

500lbs of muscle.

Fine, i'm a thin hairy bear.

I'm extremely lean.

You're a huge whale!

I'm not racist, you silly whale.

Definitely not me for sure.

Better to be that than a big fat whale.

You're just a whale who sings underwater.

You're a whale, even bigger than me.

You should be scared.

I am the police, you're busted now.

It feels pretty good, how's it going being a massive whale?

Such a badmin.

I hate you.

10/10 beat me in L4D2 versus.

Icelandic whore.

We'll see about that, you scallywag.

I'll get screenshots next time as proof.