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H (early) B, Bron. Have a good one.

Congrats, Zero. You earned this.

"Shortcut to d2hackmap." lmao, Daemon Tools, too. Is your entire D2 hacked?

Haha, Matt's spoilt.

Haha, they nailed some idiot with child porn the other day. He tried to switch out his hard drive or something and the Geek Squad guy found it on it and he got arrested. Man, would that be the funniest thing ever when looking through someone's hard drive.

Like I said... It's your firewall. There's no other reason. Just turn it off, they're pretty useless unless you're streaming porn or something.

I told you, limewire is worthless. uTorrent for the freakin' win. Honestly, though, let's you stfu and us ask questions. IE is working, but FireFox and Steam aren't?

You probably installed a new Windows firewall, and it's restricting access to the internet for other programs. Add the programs to the Exceptions list.

Good.. Actually, I dunno. Tried re-installing? What's it tell you?

What, that gun there? You mean the one that has wires to plug into a game system? The one that doesn't actually shoot, just spins around and jiggles? It got recalled because people kept sticking their fingers in.

I fell from about 50, but the cliff itself was very high. It's because you're British.

Love. :date: In terms of physical pain, I fell off a 75-ft. cliff, hit my face on a rock jutting out about halfway down, lost a few teeth, got my two front teeth jammed up into my cheeks / nose, and broke my arm and wrist when I hit the bottom. It hurt. (You can tell Matt's not a real man, he forgot his cup. What kind of man puts his pride and joy in danger like that?)

Hahaha, I laughed hard.

"Ear Nazi."

"ZM Pansy?"

That panda still isn't the same..

Here I am with HL one, and the very first original box. Didn't like HL2.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot, you fucking racist.

By the way, my joke had no intended racism. The difference in race was purely for story purposes. I'm not trying to categorize or anything.

You spelled "busy" and "forty" wrong, idiot. My joke: Three construction men, all sitting on a beam eating lunch. The first one (the Asian) says, "If my wife packs me sushi one more time, I'm going to jump off this building." The second one (the Mexican) says, "Yea, if my wife packs me tacos one more time, I'm going to jump off, too." The third guy (the American) stands up and says, "If my wife packs me PB&J one more time, I'm going to jump off, as well!" So, the next day, the Asian guy gets sushi and jumps. The Mexican also gets the same thing and jumps. The American opens his lunch, sees the sandwich, and jumps. Later that day, the three wives are standing together at the funeral. The first and second guys' wives ask the third guy's wife why she isn't crying or upset, and she responds, "That dumbass packed his own lunch every day. He even packed himself Ham and Cheese today."

Click the top text-box under the picture. It should copy itself (it's the one that has the in it). Then paste it into your post and you're good.

Jen does some weird sht. She once tried to sell herself in-game and had 3 potential buyers until I told them she's a man. I saved them from an awkward moment when the clothes are off.

Are you aware how contradictory that statement is?

No, he's in there at #11.

No, Paladin, you're pretty freakin' weird.