i ran a mexican dwarf hooker/drug smuggler past the border, then paid her for sex, drugs, and afterwards, drugged her, stole her kidneys, and left her in the bathtub of a motel, sold the kidney on the black market, then used that money to buy several guns (without a license) that i used to hold up the local bank, then liquor store (im not 21) where i stole bottle of vodka, and whiskey, which i drank, and supplied to minors, along with cigarettes. then when one of them didnt pay me for the pack i got them, i beat the shit out of him and set his house on fire
/end confession