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Good: Promised us 1000 dollars. Bad: Never gave us 1000 dollars.

That was pretty awesome of you.

Cya!

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Thanks for everything Jager. Even though I didn't have to time to get to know you personally, I hope you know that my e-penis has been always been enlarged by having you on my friends list.

Yes. The absent minded armed men assured my safety if I came out. They said they would not fire. Case should not be the same for you.

I suspect they involved highly trained mercenaries with immoral intentions querying you to why you are firing your assault rifle in defense from them and are hitting a nearby wall in their relevant vicinity which if were more accurate would inflict massage damage internally and externally to the body from impact, then proceeding to claim you are a 'bitch' for making irrelevant shots.

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Made me smile. I wish I could be in one of those videos and start a mass applause for these guys when they walk in.

My dreams are usually random. They shift from place to place and person to person I don't realize it's a dream until I wake up. Sometimes they consist of people I know (online and offline) and sometimes just random faces who are figments of my imagination. I barely have any nightmares, but most of them are related to falling to death (which is funny because I usually don't have issues with heights) and I can feel the pain for a split second before I wake up which is a bitch.

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I meant radio because people like me don't want random music playing over their own music playing the background. Maps like Predator which play ME2 and Trailer Music at full blast is a problem enough lol.

No, not at all. Perhaps. Not yet. Soon my friend, soon.

I have a fetish of bondage dark haired australian women in wonder woman costumes. I also fucked a sheep named Roofus.

I rubbed my dick with sandpaper and used the blood as lubricate then I put the ripped skin into cereal and ate it. After waiting a couple hours I shit all over my hands, rubbed it all over my body, then jacked off again. After I took a shower (which I masturbated in) and then I stuck my dick into my PC fan after drying off and getting cloths. I am now bringing my chopped dick to work tomorrow for lunch.

char maps lol.

If I knew the day I would die I would go out and travel the world, contract aids from a random hooker, spread it out, get drunk and party like I don't give a fuck, then do the craziest shit with an 1:1 death ratio because I know I'm going to die on that exact day. I remember being shown a picture with a post arguing 'why suicide, when you can do shit that's hella fun that will kill you eventually'.