LOL. You and your fat friends..
When I was about 9-10 I went to my friends house where we always liked the play manhunt at night. It was a few rounds in and I heard the person seeking coming. I saw the nearest bush and jumped in it. Since it was dark, I didn't realize it was a thorn bush. Pretty much lost the game cause I was screaming. It hurt pretty bad. Especially trying to get out.