My favorite is the time when my mom was holding bible study at our house, and they were meeting in the living room. My brother told me a few days back that he had a penis. I was young, and didn't know that I had something different than him. I walked into the bible study, and said out loud so everyone could hear "Mom, my penis itches".
My mom loves telling that story, and I enjoyed making everyone in the room laugh.
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