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Uploading for testing, I'm going to test it now so join PB. :]

Faggot.

I'm not even up there. LOL

EVERYONE BUT XENO! > Jk.

All those people are pretty coool.

IT WAS YOU.

I found a baby bunny in my backyard. My neighbors dog ate the rest of his family so I'm bottle feeding him and taking care of him. I'm sure he's almost, if not only a day old. His eyes are still shut and everything. He's adorable.

That explains a lot, Mr. Dirty Sanchez. :]

A teacher asks her class, “If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?” She calls on little Johnny. He replies, ”None, they all fly away with the first gun shot” The teacher replies “The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking.” Then Little Johnny says “I have a question for YOU. There are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?” The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, “Well I suppose the one that’s gobbled down the top and sucked the cone” To which Little Johnny replied, “The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on, but I like your thinking.”

More like if you type that you really need to get laid.

Please sir, teach me how to joke.