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ill try to put you in one way or another

After 4 days of walking, Repeat finally reached the outer walls of Tampo, where there were two guards stationed at the gate. "I'm finally here! :w00t:" Repeat exclaimed. He ran up to the front gates, but he was stopped by the guards. "State your purpose immediately" asked one of the guards. "I am here to join the Kings Army" replied Repeat. "orly..?" the guard said. "yarly" said Repeat.. Meanwhile in the Great Sea of Dragons, Prince Solanum, Lieutenant James, and the rest of the crew were nearing the Gumpy Triangle, which was rumored to be infested with Sea Tyrants. Sea Tyrants are a breed of humanoid sea creatures. Some with tentacle hanging from their face, or claws for arms, sometimes even fins running down their spines. The whole crew stayed alert. They would soon make it all the way through. "Looks like there are no real Sea Tyrants" one crew mate chuckled. He let his guard down, and everyone else followed. The ship was almost all the way through, but suddenly there was a clacking noise on both sides of the ship, and eight hideous creatures crawled onto the ship. They were covered with crustacean and barnacles, and they let out a strange slurred grunting sound. "Oh shit" said Lieutenant James. On the shores of Daikon in the Great Dragon Kingdom, Raven had readied a small boat that he "borrowed" from a local merchant. "Next stop, Zombie Murder" Raven said to himself. He pushed the boat into the water and it immediately collapsed. "What the fuck," Raven yelled, "STUPID SHITTY SISSY POLLY POCKET BARBIE AND KEN UNICORN HUGS AND RAINBOWS DUMBSHIT HELLOKITTY BOAT!" Back in the city of Tampo Repeat was let in and began to make his way up to Haggards Palace. ":laugh:" was the only thing on his mind at the time. The city of Tampo was humongous and filled with people and animals of all kinds. As Repeat made his way through the Town square he saw hundreds of merchants selling many exotic and rare items, including animals. One of them was selling a strange animal that looked like a cross between a lizard and a parrot, and another selling some sort of Badger-Pelican. Past the town square was the Great Palace, and Repeat was surprised to see Broncoty station right outside the Palace doors. ":w00t:" thought Repeat. I hope you enjoyed this Chapter and expect more action in the next one.

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Prince Solanum was provided a crew of 6 people to aid him in his quest. One of them was Lieutenant James, he wields a combat staff and was quite skilled too. That day, Prince Solanum left the Havok Nation to find and kill the great Repeat. Solanum didn't admit it, but he was nervous about fighting the so-called legend. Prince Solanum is skilled with double broad swords. Meanwhile Repeat had been walking for 3 days so far, but he has yet to reach the great city of Tampo. He had also run out of food, and only had a 2 pints of water left. "This fucking sucks" groaned Repeat. "Could I have gotten lost?" Repeat walked and walked for a few more hours, until he reached the small village of Augusta on the outskirts of Tampo. "Phew, I guess I'm not lost after all" said Repeat with a sigh of relief. He had heard that there was a Guru by the name of Misanthrope that lived here. Maybe he could help him learn how to not suck ass with his sword. There were some children playing outside, and some farmers working in the sun. "Do you know where I can find Guru Misanthrope?" Repeat asked the children. They had all pointed at a large, and oddly colored hut. It was purple. Repeat had walked in and began to speak with Misanthrope who was eating a roasted pig face. Meanwhile in the City of Daikon in the Kingdom of Dragons, north of the equator there lived a man named Raven Maniac. His strength was Legendary, he wields a sword that weights about 500lbs, yet he can swing it swiftly and with ease. He was a former assassin, and was in need of money. So he decided to travel around the world in search of decent job. He wasn't very happy with his currently job, which was picking up badger feces for 2 copper pieces a week. Back in Augusta.. "WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU CAN'T HELP ME?!" yelled Repeat. Guru Misanthrope sighed. "I am a Guru not a sword master you moron" he replied "By the way, do you want salt on your pig face?" Repeat became irritated, "FUCK SALT" answered Repeat as he left the village, and resumed his journey to Tampo.

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Chapter 1... "LOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLO" The sound of village fool, Microshock woke Repeat up. He thought about what Chief Broncoty had suggested yesterday. "What's the worst that could happen" Repeat thought to himself. So he left his small home to discuss the matter with Broncoty, and on his way he noticed Microshock trying to have sexual intercourse a moose. There wasn't a cloud in the sky that day. The birds were chirping and the wind was calmly blowing. "Fighting for my Kingdom could be fun" thought Repeat "Maybe I should become a soldier in Haggard's army." Repeat walked into Broncoty's house only to see an empty home, and a piece of paper on the table. It read: Dear Repeat, Unfortunately I've been asked to join Haggard's Army by Litkey. He senses that a war may come upon us soon and he needs all the help he can get. I asked everyone so far if they like to replace me as chief, but no one was up to it. So I guess that the village must be self-governed because I know you are not capable of being the village leader (lol). K bai! Sincerely, Former Chief Broncoty. "This sucks" Repeat said to himself. "Well I guess I should start to make my way to the Zombie Murder capital, Tampo." and that's exactly what he did. Repeat only brought one other thing besides some food and water, which was his odd looking sword. Meanwhile in the Havok Nation, there was a scheduled war meeting. Commander Cloud Strike and Prince Solanum were there. And Lord Havok of course. Along with 5 others. "I propose that we send division 34 storming into the gates of Tampo in the front lines." said Cloud Strike "While the enemy is distracted, we'll send Division 22 from the back." "How do you expect an unexperienced division to to survive in the front lines?" asked Prince Solanum. "I don't" replied Cloud Strike as he grinned. "How could you sacrifice all those lives like that?!" yelled Solanum The other's murmured in agreement, but Solanum was just a prince and he was young. It was not his place to speak, only to watch and listen. And for speaking out of turn he had disrespected Lord Havok, since it was he, who called for the meeting. "How dare you disrespect me?" said Lord Havok. "I meant no disrespect sir! Please forgive me!" pleaded Solanum. "ENOUGH!" screamed Lord Havok "for you disrespect, you are banished from the Havok Nation." "I'm sorry, I promise never to speak out of turn again." Solanum pleaded again. but Lord Havok was not so forgiving, but he is reasonable, sort of. So Havok made a deal with Solanum... "Rumor has it that there's a great and powerful swordsman by the name of Repeat in the Zombie Murder Kingdom. They say a slash of his odd-looking blade can break the sound barrier. This could mean trouble for my army. If you can kill him and bring his blade as proof, than you shall be forgiven..."

Also if you'd like to be in the story, feel free to ask.

I thought of writing my own ZM related story after seeing Ev's, I wrote the intro for it. Tell me what you think, and I'm open for suggestions. Intro.. There once was a great kingdom, a powerful kingdom, a kingdom which almost no one dared to oppose. Ruled by the great King Haggard IV. You could see this gigantic kingdom from the small village of Bronc, 20 miles away. This kingdom is Zombus Murde, most call it Zombie Murder. Zombie Murder seemed very peaceful at the time, but King Haggard IV soon grew worried by the terrible Havok Nation, rule by Lord Havok. There was tension between the great Nations, but King Haggard could rely on Litkey, captain of Haggard's Army. Meanwhile, in the small village of Bronc there was a young and brave swordsman named Repeat. His real name is unknown but he wields a strange short sword (like Metaknight's). His nickname is Repeat because rumor has it that the swing of his blade can break the sound barrier and he could probably slash his foes 100 times in the blink of an eye. His name was known throughout Zombie Murder, many fear his rumored skills, but in reality his skills are just that. Rumors. He wields his odd sword unskillfully but the chief of the village, Broncoty sees much potential in Repeat, and suggests he should become a soldier in Haggard's army... "I'm not quite sure about this Broncoty" said Repeat, "I'm not nearly as skilled as everyone thinks." Repeat sighs. "I have faith in you Repeat" said Broncoty "I'm sure you can be an excellant warrior with a little practice." "ROFLLLOLOLLOLOLOLLMAOHAHAHAHHUHUAHAHLOLLOLROFLMAO XD XD" said Microshock. Microshock was the village fool and he always gets into trouble. Broncoty took a throwing knife and took out Microshock's left eye. "ZOMGMMGG WTFBBQ AUUUGGGH WTF NOOB Y J00 DO TAHT I HAET J00 RAWRWRAWRWR DIE PLZ NAO." Mircoshock said as he lounged at Chief Broncoty only to be slapped in the face with a fish by Broncoty. "OMGWTFH4X Y U H4X I R GUNA BAN J00 SOOOO HAERD DAT U CAL FAWR UR MUMZZLOLO!!!!!111!1!11" Cried Microshock, as he ran out of Chief Broncoty's Hut.

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