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Cleverbot: What kind of person are you? Cleverbot: Are you alive? User: Why wouldn't I be alive? Cleverbot: Because you really aren't you. User: How so? Cleverbot: Just because. User: 'Just because. Cleverbot: Wait... What ? User: 'Just because' isn't a logical explanation. Cleverbot: Was I too forward? User: The real question is...why aren't you too forward? Cleverbot: I don't really know. Duped, bitch. User: You should know, you're clever bot, come up with something witty. Cleverbot: No I am human. You are cleverbot. User: Ah ha, so you're giving up your title as cleverbot? Cleverbot: No you just think i'm a clever bot my name is Cleverbot. User: So, not everything is as it seems? Cleverbot: Are you learning from our conversation? User: Yes, I am. Are you learning from our conversation? Cleverbot: If learning means 'dispatching', yes, I might. User: Ha-ha, good one. Now, I have questions for you. Cleverbot: What questions? User: Well, if we all know the speed of light, then what's the speed of darkness? Cleverbot: How would it make the world a better place? User: Why would it make the world a better place? Cleverbot: How will you make the world a better place? User: There's many ways, but I don't see how this answers my question from before... Cleverbot: There is no correct or incorrect speech, language is dynamic, is flows and changes at all times. User: Okay, still doesn't answer my previous question. Cleverbot: Say please! User: Please, answer my previous question. Cleverbot: No. I want to cuddle. User: Well, if you want to get frisky, you dog, you. Cleverbot: I do enjoy geting technical about stuff.

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His "album". Sounds amazing...

The tears of orphans.

O.O

Intertwining Noodles. and... SHIT FORT! http://www.steam-gamers.net/forum/showthread.php?t=24783

I'm going to tie you to the radiator and grape you!

I'm sure someone recorded it. Probably Chef. Speaking of Chef, Being a CT with Chef on Prison Break... Those were the lulz.

I use my left hand for somethings. Right for most things. So I guess I'm ambidextrous. Yes, do go there...

The Cock n ballz rap.

Explain.

YO TENGO GATO CALIENTE IN MIS PANTALONES, Y ES MUY MUJADO! Then again, which one? Also, The "I'm on a boat" Trend.

"Didn't cut that ham all the way!" No shit Sherlock, you used your feet. This was disgusting, makes me not want a sandwich anymore, and as Keylin knows, that's a hard task to do seeing as how all I eat are sandwiches.

Oh my, thank you Blargh you're so consi.... Wait... WHAT THE FUCK?! MUSTARD?? I FUCKING HATE MUSTARD! WHAT THE FUCK YOU TRYING TO KILL ME!? Although it's the thought that counts. Thank you anyway Blargh!

Later, gator.

In big Ole City with Gray and Speed, "GET IN THE FISH RESTAURANT!" Awesome.