Today shall be the day where fathers everywhere reign supreme. We all know that behind the scenes, the fathers are really the ones who are running everything. The mother's just get the recognition becuase they hatched the kids. Of course they didn't know that the mother needed the father to have the kids in the first place. Which is why I always laugh whenever people are always like "I love my mommy" yet there's never a "Thank you dad!". (Trust me, I know from experience, I'm the bastard that never said that). So let today be a day of rejoiceing for all father figures everywhere and have fun today: "You deserved it!". Also, someone say happy fathers day to your dad before it's too late. (Trust me again :] ).
And there goes my motivational speech.