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  1. Bald

    WHY SO GANGSTER?

  2. Bald

    WHY SO CURIOUS ABOUT ME BEING CURIOUS ABOUT YOU BEING CURIOUS?

  3. Bald

    HUWAJUX! <3

     

    LOOK AT WHO DECIDED TO REMEMBER ME!

  4. Bald

    why so curious?

  5. 4 more days wow, nice going tinkerbell. Avro. From the looks of it. You're fucked.
  6. Bald

    YOU DEPEND ON OUR PROTECTION, YET YOU FEED US LIES FROM THE TABLECLOTH.

  7. Bald

    why so fatass?

  8. Bald

    GRRRRRREAT CHOICE SIR. ROUND HOUSE KICKS TO THE NUTS ARE A GRRRRREAT WAY FOR A JUMP START!

  9. Bald

    NAO. What would you like to use now?

    A. Whip and Chains

    B. Strawberry jam

    C. I KANT BELEVE iT'Z NAWT BUTTAH

    D. Chuck norris

  10. Bald

    Sexy time all the time. BABBEHS ARE OUT OF THE EQUATION!

  11. wow...I just...wow..LMFAO.
  12. Simon would mutilate this guy. I feel sad for him becuase of the people criticizing him right now.
  13. Well, if i can remember correctly, I got out of school a bit late. I started walking down the street and began to cross the street. As soon as i got to the middle of the street the light turned green. Cars all of a sudden came dashing out of nowhere and I was basically roadkill for anyone who was raging. 1 car was smart enough to stop so I can continue crossing the road. Then another impatient motherfucker drives at like 40 miles to the side of that car and ran over my foot and hit my left leg. I fucked the left side mirror up and the guy suddenly hits his breaks to check if I was okay. Surprisingly I felt no pain in my left foot, and minor pain in my left leg. As I'm somewhat limping towards the sidewalk I just decide to take out my phone to check what time it was. Assuming he thought I was going to call the cops the guys steps on the gas hightailing it out of there. I never got the guy's licence plate number but at that point I didnt care. Walking home I was thinking "If I walked about another inch ahead that would have been my life right there". The day after that all my freinds called me a retard for walking in the middle of the street on a green light. I basically told them, to fuck themselves and thanked God for still breathing.

  14. FML

    topic replied to Bald's broncoty in Off Topic

    Today, I decided to tell my mom about my choice to wait to have sex until after marriage. Coming from a very christian family I thought she would be proud. Instead she laughed and said, "is that your excuse for not being able to get laid?" and walked out of the room. FML LOLOLOLOL. Today, an old girlfriend from years ago wanted to have lunch. Seeing as I had nothing to do, I went with her. She introduced me to her son. Apparently I am the father. My son is 6. FML LOLOLOLOLOLOL. Today, I called a priest "lame". He responded jokingly with "God will smite you!". I laughed and walked out the door. I tripped and broke my ankle. FML GAWD TOLD ME NOT TO LOL ON THAT ONE. =[
  15. Bald

    i thought that sqware pancakes were accepted like all the other shit in toiletannia. fine, i guess i'll cut them into octogons.

  16. Bald

    OH okay. I'm sorry. Mr. I know rap better. Let me get back up on my rap lyric reading game. :p

  17. Bald

    Queef, you need to drop out of the army, and get back on Counter Strike. WHERE YOU CAN EXPERIENCE GETTING SHOT WITHOUT THE PAIN.

  18. Bald

    OOHH I'VE BEEN TRAVELING ON THIS ROAD TOO LONG (too long), JUST TRYING TO FIND MY WAY BACK HOME (back home). THE OLD ME IS DEAD AND GONE, DEAD AND GONE. (x2) I turn my head to the east, I see nobody by my side, I turn my head to the west, still nobody in sight, so I turn my head to the north, swallow that pill that they call pride. That homie is dead and gone becuase I know he'll be alright (x2) OOHH I'VE BEEN TRAVELING ON THIS ROAD TOO LONG (too long), JUST TRYING TO FIND MY WAY BACK HOME (back home). THE OLD ME IS DEAD AND GONE, DEAD AND GONE. (x2) YEAHAHAHA! epic song.

  19. Happy Birthday

    topic replied to Bald's Matt. in Off Topic

    OH SHIT YO. I FORGOT IT WAS YUR BIRFDAI SON! IM SORRI. I'LL GET A HUGE CAKE ND GET A SECRET SURPRISE FOR YOU. and guess what the surprise is going to be? A MOTHERFUCKER BAPTIST FOR THAT DEMONIC CAT OF YOURS. BURRNN KITTTTTY BUUUURN!!!!
  20. Bald

    Congratz in achievments: LOLWTFBOOM [ you become an AO and dont even know why the fuck you did] RICK ROLLED [no seriously, how the fuck did you get AO?] THIS IS MADNESS [ fuck you guys.]

  21. Bald

    square pancakes. and chicken burritos, and cheesesticks. IM TIMMY THOMPSON.

  22. First impression ?

    topic replied to Bald's B o B in Off Topic

    "Steam gamers. Lulz."
  23. Bald

    oh my gosh, becky, look at beth's butt it is like soo big.

    all the rap guys must like her.

    ew look at her butt it's so big!

    ewww i know.

    I LIKE BIG BUTTS AND I CANNOT LIE, YOU OTHER BROTHERS CANT DENY.

    YOU LIKE IT WHEN IT'S IN YOUR FACE, MOVEING AROUND WITH THAT ITTY BITTY WAIST

    YOU GET SPRUNG!

     

    Lol. I also did a raven version. I'm bored. Let's play CS:S or DOD:S.

  24. Bald

    oh my gosh, becky look at raven he's so sexy.

    I know the rap guys must like him alot, look at him he's so sexy!

    oh my gosh, he's so sexy it's like disgusting.

    Ewwwww.

    I LIKE RAVEN'S BUTT AND I CANNOT LIE, YOU OTHER BROTHERS CANT DENY

    WHEN HE TALKS TO YOU AND HIS BUTT STAYS IN PLACE YOUR PENIS IN YOUR HAND

    THAT'S MY MAN!

     

     

     

    Lol.

  25. Bald

    MY LEOPLURADON WILL WIN AGANST YOUR GLARGIN MONSTER

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