Caution

The Wal-Mart one would have been 100 times better =[

Yeah! He stole the fizzy lifting drinks! >

*3 months later* Beth as a CA

When somebody with negative rep read "...is a total fucking faggot"

Cool color, HG.

Guess what jackass? I hardly fucking play as CT, and I don't ever even issue commands. Next time know what you're talking about before you e-speak, dipshit.

Right, because arguing about something is flaming. I C WAT U DID THAR PURPLE MAN Lmao I now see why a lot of higher ups hate dealing with PB, because people constantly bitch about it and post "what if..." scenarios. "What if I accidentally..." Seriously? How the fuck do you "accidentally" be a moron and do something you aren't supposed to do? Give me a break. I'm done with this, as obviously nobody can pose a logical argument, or just say I'm flaming. GG

He said "no flashlights" is not allowed.

Zombie freedays are allowed at the discretion of the CT's. You can't make everyone crouch for long periods of time. Sending T's to solitary is fine.

LOL. But there really isn't anything to do about it. I forget if we considered snitching as team killing or not, but other than that...the only solution is to buy Sup. and get a reserved slot.

No, I think YOU missed a point here. You all are bitching about not being able to use a fucking flashlight. How often do you ACTUALLY use it (let me guess, this is the part where you all chime in and say "ALL THE TIME DOODE!")? Oh and I'm sorry, I didn't realize "pausing for a second" doesn't count as spamming. Hear that guys? As long as somebody pauses for a second, it isn't spamming! Err, "not making it clear for everyone" ? I think...wait...yep, saying "Don't use your flashlight" is pretty clear to me. I don't quite see where somebody can get that confused with something. I'm not, by any means, saying that they should be allowed to quickly spam it while T's have it on, then mow them all down...but if they say at the beginning of the round "No flashlights"...WHO FUCKING CARES? Oh, that's right, the people who constantly bitch about every new god damn rule that comes along. As for you, Exacto, you don't really provide an argument. You're just giving "what if..." statements. "So honestly", quit giving shitty arguments.

1. I can hear it from what I consider 'not that close'. 2. That is ridiculous. Really? Think about that one more time. 3. Once again, that's not what I'm talking about.

Playing poker (when SG had a casino) with Zero001, Haggard, Modgers, Obez, Spiked, and a few others late at night. Then having Modgers beg everybody for their money at the end of the night. Convincing Jigglebell he was invisible.

1. You can hear it click. 2. Really? Come on now. 3. No, as in regular jumping. I'm not for being allowed to have empty guns, but how in the absolute fuck is it a reasonable rule to make them stay in the water, and yet not to hit a fucking button? That is god damn ridiculous.

It's a god damn empty gun, what can it do? It's a god damn damn ledge, why can't I sit on it instead of spamming a button to stay alive? It's a god damn button, why am I not allowed to jump?

See now that is completely different, as that has nothing to do with the rule, just the person giving it. This is exactly why I can't stand our PB anymore. It's so god damn backwards. CT's are allowed to give an order to spam a button to survive, and yet aren't allowed to give an order where you don't press a button to survive. Right, because that makes a lot of sense.

Don't use your flash light...I RARELY ever hear this this rule, and when it's given, so fucking what? DON'T HIT YOUR 'F' BUTTON. Making T's go to the pool and remain in the water is more ridiculous than this, as they have to constantly press a button. The same people that bitch about it being so easy to hit a button over and over to remain alive bitch about NOT hitting a button to stay alive. Quit complaining about every god damn rule you don't like that the CT's give and PLAY THE GAME.

Already met Bubbles...but what the hell, why not again. Bubbles Bald (2 peas in a nohomo pod) D2W Cloud Ganzta Reborn Chef Beth Eversman Jigglefart

Damn...time really flies. I can't believe all that was a year ago. MOVIE NIGHT WITH OBEZ!

Grats to Godzilla.

Booty Bandit, getting a strike for it, then getting it removed. Raiding Christian servers. Raiding vents Fleshlight reps Vanilla Ice with Bald Bald getting banned for saying "GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE" Litkey Meeting up with Bubbles in real life to find Litkey Zippo Speed Justice Axel Too many to list... Man...I love SG. This place has given me great memories. Thanks to everybody who is a part of it.

Omg i cant use my flashlight?!?!?!?

Witch. Studying for my A.S.V.A.B. I take tomorrow.

I'm such a fag for not seeing this movie yet.