What, for the amazing acting?
I'd pick quite a few...
D2W and Bald (for us to ask the zambies who the FUCK broke our cade)
Bubbles (to bring the E and rave music)
Obez (to call him a fat ass and throw rocks at him while he cries in a corner)
Modgers (to welcome the zambies to the community)
Barrack Obama (he might accidently get eaten...too bad)
Speed (for repopulating the planet, of course)
Cali weed for the fucking win.
I got kicked out if middle school for smoking weed, and I haven't smoked it in about 2 and a half years. Now, I just sell it.