Caution

are you trying to get big to steal @All Ts bitch?

"Nimmy Mobile" switched from channel "Welcome Committee" to "help im gay" Channel group "Guest" was assigned to "Nimmy Mobile" by "Steam-Gamers.net". "Nimmy Mobile" was banned for 2 days from the server by "Caution" (you're grounded mister) Client banned: "Nimmy Mobile"

Caution: did you get grounded Nimmy: Yes. Caution: how long are you grounded for Nimmy: I'll be back Friday Caution: okay, I'll let the other higher ups know you're in big fat trouble and aren't allowed to play with us until Friday Caution: Nimmy: Don't do it Nimmy: I'm a good man Nimmy: I don't deserve such harassment he is grounded for getting a bad grade on his literature test. Do we demote? I say yay

the great race through the Fallopian tube to the egg

woohoo 100% achievement completion. Doing it in under an hour without dying took a few attempts and a gave a lot of frustration lol

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Just to clarify: what you suggested and what we plan on doing aren't going to be the same thing.

only coffee i'll drink; black, of course.

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I actually haven't really had anything to drink since I got mugged last month. Before that though, I'd pretty much drink anything, and in hefty quantities. As far as stories go...man...I've had some crazy shit happen to me, mostly during my time in the Marines. I've broken my nose three times and gotten three concussions (all alcohol related), I've been drunk wandering around Romania, one time we were at this chicks house & I made out with her, then made out with her mom, then fucked her cousin (honestly a really good story that I have a hard time believing myself)...I've gotten into taco-throwing fights, met Woody Harrelson's cousin...just endless amounts of stories of dumb shit that I've done. Nobody ever looks back and remembers the nights they were sober and got plenty of sleep.

Hey everyone, We've got a couple promotions coming up! But first, I forgot to give a shoutout to EvilShadow for his promotion to Legend. He was an AO back in the day, but everything regarding him being an AO was pretty much wiped with the forum hack (remember 2012?). Anyways, let's get to the two people stepping up! To Community Advisor, we are promoting Frosty! Frosty has spent a lot of time helping out the community, and as such has been recognized to take the step up! His new duties include: Advise the higher staff on important decisions Handling player complaints and issuing bans Moderation of the forum Give awards to members on request Send group invitations to members on request Keep servers clean from rule breakers Issue warnings/kicks/bans Screenshot/demo proof for permanent bans Request permanent bans via on the forum Post in-game server problems on the forum Help in any way to make the servers fun To Administrative Officer, we are tagging someone back into the ring who has been out of the match for a little while. Please welcome back Wawa back to the team! He did an extraordinary amount of work for us when he was here last year, but unfortunately real life got in the way. But now he's back! His old duties are: Verify that servers are operational Reboot dead/lagged servers Manage player bans/appeals Assist in training new admins Handle admin complaints Handle disputes among fellow admins Monitor the Teamspeak 3 server Grant access rights to Teamspeak 3 Search for new maps for all servers Upload maps to the servers and fast downloads site Edit map lists & rotations Issue permanent bans to players via request from SA's Handle reported posts on the forum Please join me in welcoming these two to their new ranks! Wawa is a perfect example of someone who left on great terms with all of us. We are always happy to take back old CA's and AO's who have found some time again in their lives to dedicate to this community, assuming they don't leave on bad terms or cause drama on their way out the door. Remember that folks before you burn bridges on your way out by causing needless drama. Stay tuned for some other community changes coming up for summer, as well as another community meeting right before summer starts. The BD's (minus Black Rain because she does nothing) plan on doing a big event for the summer, so stick around!

In real gambling, $2300. But, to be fair, that was my winnings - so I was really only down about $100. Skins? $0. I don't get how you guys spend so much money on internet video game skins. Most of them look gay anyways

well I do that too, but no, atc

air traffic control

I don't think I'd ever change my job tbh. I make really good money and it gives an insane adrenaline rush knowing that at any moment, if you fuck up, you can kill hundreds of people.

@Nimmy and I are still deciding what weapon / money system we want to end up going with. For now, just work around it.

Xeno and I banned him after reviewing demo after demo of him for hours.

hello paul from jb/ttt

one day I hope to have a bod like that

jason statham and adam levine

I agree

also I refuse to play this game unless the t Rex's vision is based on movement

Apparently we're getting an ark server

If someone joins the server and is massively freekilling people, lauging, yelling "fuck black people", then disconnects before you can punish him, we're cool with a ban. Think of it it like this - if someone does something so bad that it warrants an immediate kick, we are fine with banning on a disconnect. if someone does something you would only slay them for, then disconnects, we are not fine with banning on a disconnect. In that situation, post a thread in the increase section if you think he deserves one. Unless this person has repeated this action numerous times, a ban will probably not be issued.