Bob Loblaw

If they refused to call 911 because you broke your back, you could probably sue for ALOT more than 10-15m. breaking your back is a good reason to call 911, so to not do it because of this would get you in a lot of trouble.

Third of all (Building off what Toxin said), I've noticed people who say one of their favourite things to do is sex, never get laid.

C-walking is pretty sweet. Looks cool, but there is only so much you can do with it. If you can do it well, I more or less would consider you to be the worlds best, along with everyone else who can do it well. There are no tricks involved, so IMO anyone who can do it, has mastered it because it comes to an abrupt finish once you learn how to do the basics. Only real difference would be how smooth you do it, but that's hard to tell when all you're doing is moving your feet seemingly spasmodically.

I don't. Not one.

I just blame the idiot who did it lol.

When I lived in ontario we had milk in a bag. But considering we went through a bag of milk every other day approx, and it was just a hastle to cut the top, and put it into a jug, and then when you pour it the bag just flops over and goes everywhere anyways, we started going to mac for the jugs of milk again. In Sask we don't even have bags of milk, and while I am Canadian, I think bags of milk are stupid lol. There are MANY better things about Canada than our bags of milk. Like how our flag is one of the few interesting flags in the world, and how it is pretty much the most unique/original.

I'm kind of confused. I found it extremely boring. Maybe I just have dull taste, or maybe I wasn't noticing something all of you guys were? Is there something super awesome hidden in the scrolling images? Or is it just scrolling images?

Great horned owls are pretty much amazing: But my favorite has to be the armadillo lizard:

Sorry to hear man. Dirty little secret of mine, I've always wanted to be in a car crash that wasn't my fault (where everyone is okay). I just wanted to get the day off school, maybe more than one day, then have sympathy from all of my teachers because I sprained my pinky toe (or something that doesn't really matter, but still collects some sympathy from teachers). Yeah sorry I couldn't do my math homework, you know with the car crash and my pinky toe and all.. Hope you do get better because as I said, I only wanted it if everyone turns out fine. P.S. that was more of a highschool thing. Now missing class means a lot in university because I missed a whole lecture.

You probably just came down with something common and unrelated to what you got vaccines for. "Well since vaccines essentially consist of parts of the weakened version of the real disease, you might just be having a tough time fighting the foreign microorganisms in the vaccine. I'm just guessing here, seems like it is possible..?Any doctors out there in SG ?" From what I understand, he would have to already be extremely sick in order for his immune system to lose a fight against a vaccine. So I highly doubt it is this, but I suppose you never technically know for sure.

Very good story. Sorry to hear (about her) and best of luck to you with the essay.

Too pro. What do you do when you are the last person on your team and that happens? "Yeah, guys, seriously, my bad on that one for sure." With a fail that big, not much else to do except sing "In the end" by Linkin Park where he says "I tried so hard"

Guitar Hero 5, although Marvel Ultimate is a fun game when you have a few friends and just want to kick band and smash things. I don't know why, but I realllllly hate COD.

DDR sucks fat nips in real life, who thought it would be a good idea to incorporate it into a game that doesn't suck nips, because once you do that, the game that didn't suck nips, now sucks nips. Lol yes I realize it's just my opinion, simmer down. But seriously, it doesn't look good. Looks MUCH too tedious, always making sure you are EXACTLY in the center. Plus all it is is walking up down left right over and over, which gets SUPER boring SUPER quickly.

Okay wait, why did you draw an apple? And what is a level 4 A? Is A short for apple, and level 4 means you trained it long enough to level up and one day it may evolve if you have a moon stone to encourage the evolution to occur? Even though really you can use the stone whenever you want but it's best to wait until your apple learns all of its best moves, and then evolve it.

That was very cool.

Whew, that looks tasty.

Honestly, pretty much none.

Yellow and black sounds like the tits.

Ass-Grabber:No Bully:No, I actually was nice to some less than cool people somtimes. Although I guess quite often I was a bully to a few douchebags. Class Clown: Yes. Didn't care:Never really cared, but I never cared so little that I got bad grades. Ditcher:Always skipped psych cause my teacher was senile. Never caught once. Failure:N/A? Although I didn't do great in Bio because it was realllly hard in ontario (which is where I took that particular class). I think we were doing first year university stuff, and my grade 11 bio was super slack, so a big jump in difficulty. Ended up with like a 75. :S Nerd:Somewhat? I played games, and got good grades, but I was also popular *surprise!* Other (list it): Player:No Sleeper:When I was at school in ontario I slept through psych the first two days, and relatively frequently after that. Teachers Pet:No. All of my teachers hated me. Tit-Grabber (Trust me, a lot of my friends go in this group!):No. Tried but didn't care:No.

Well put. My favourite is the one about death penalty, and how everyone draws more "bad-ass punishments". The one where they stab monkeys to find out if it is more physical or psychological is a good one as well as the hollow tip bullets "Not properly shredding the internal organs of its victims" Some of the Onion News is not very funny though.

Yeah sometimes he is annoying, but it's more or less the only way I keep up with news . I don't like reading the paper or anything so..

Watch from 1:40-2:00. Very funny! And who else watches SXEPHIL. I know Kotton does

Wow...Really?