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wow talk about retarded i think imma smoke one and drink 2 beers and watch the fun while the retards revolt or not

You actually know what Ghetto Tea is. The phrase "lake effect" strikes terror in your heart You always knew you lived in the Rock n Roll Capital of the World Tourists ask you what time the river catches fire You believe the Second Coming meant the Browns returning in 1999 You don't really know any homosexuals, you just know that there are a lot of them in Lakewood. You know you don't really have an accent, the rest of the world does. You take Dead Man's Curve at 60 mph holding your breath. You know about the Eastside/Westside rivalry and you support it, but don't quite understand it. Your neighborhood schools went without sports because all the senior citizens refused to pass the levies. You actually know how to pronounce Cuyahoga. You can't tell Brook Park, Brooklyn, or Old Brooklyn apart. You see Christmas lights still up in July. You have gotten 3 speeding tickets, and they are all from the mile long stretch of a suburb named Linndale. You have no idea how exactly to get to the Flats, you just kind of end up on a bank and start partying. St. Patty's Day is your number one holiday, and even if you aren't Irish. You hear there are always famous people in town, but you have never seen one. You take credit for Cedar Point even though it is 2 hours away. You honestly believe that Cleveland is the best city in the world. You're still dumbfounded by the Leaping Fountain in Tower City. You have never ridden in a taxi. You wear shorts the first day of the year it isn't below 30 and snowing, just because you can. You're still relishing 1987 when we ALMOST made it to the Super Bowl. You counted down with the monument in Tower City to t he exact second in 1999, when the Browns came back. You know Tower City isn't a city at all. You know all the 4 seasons: winter, still winter, almost winter, and construction. You live less than 30 minutes from some college or university. You know what a buckeye really is, and have a recipe for candy ones. Toward the lake means north, and toward the river means south. You measure distance in minutes. You've had to switch from heat to A/C in the same day. You end your sentences with an unnecessary preposition. Example: Where's my coat at? You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked. You carry jumper cables in your car. You know what 'pop' is. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow. You think sexy lingerie is tube socks and a flannel nightgown. The local paper covers national and international headlines on one page, but requires 6 pages for sports

i used to be abook worm my dad taught me calculas at the age of 7 and nano biochem at age of 9

dude i love my job soo much that i turned down a scholarship to westpoint full paid tuition

dude the war is just beginging excluding the covert was in pakistan and iran soo dont get ur hopes up

i dont remeber the last time i got plastered becuse if i did i wouldnt be plastered all i have is a few photos and a criminal charge for inducing panic disorderly conduct and public nudity and BUI biking under the influance i was riding my my bike and ran into a parked cop car i swore it poped out of no where still do it wasnt there till last second

basicly titin its a chemical compound i forget the actual details very nice but you used it for letters its the latin name of the item my word of choise is Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

u wanna be a moldy penis lol that what we call MP's in out squad they arent worthy of being called MP's

well take a full look around on all the departments of the military like marines army airforce navy national gaurd coast guard all of it u would be surprised i joined becuse its all i know

god damn it lucky bastard

please dont tell me its an HP pavilion dv6000 becuse thats what i just broke with my hammer i just built a 11K PC for fuck sakes

tink ill give ya 20USD Via if you say fuck once

tink i hacked ur steam im gonna make it into a gay one oh and im gonna make a man come and hump you

dude i took that test when i was 15 after i got my diploma

i rented a 03 lambo for 1 year once

thats why i said next 5 years lol

im looking to buy one in the next 5 years

i got an imic and turned my itouch into a iphone =] and i txt off of it

this is what you get when you smoke crack when your preggo or cookie

those carbon alloy rims ?

lol drove my friend insane with that woke him by holding down F and hooked up laptop to home stereo system he fell out of bed and grabber a pistol lol

lol screw the thugs you got coons chasing you lmao did they have dandanas ?