1,000 Posts, we don't care.
2,000 Posts, we don't care.
3,000 Posts, we don't care.
4,000 Posts, we don't care.
5,000 Posts, we don't care.
There, I saved you the trouble and wrote out your crappy cries for attention at each designated number of posts and the appropriate reply to them ahead of time.
Now spare us the waste of time of having to read them in the future by when you get to 2,000, shut the hell up and and actually make a good post to start to the next.
Also Eldest, after 4,000 posts of legit intellectual posts I'd say he's allowed to let loose on a little spam as opposed to certain people like the OP of this thread who had made spam..JUST BY MAKING THIS, has to learn how to make a good post or he'll just continue to go further and further down the chain considering he is not now and won't be at a significant number for a while. (Justice)