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I'm my own wing man. :3

Hooray for being respected by shit spelling/grammar. :3 u9_kahA_wQo

Mele was on the Gamecube. The original SSB was on the N64.

This: It's learning at an alarming rate.

You forgot Super Mario 64, Starfox, and Goldeneye

I concur.

Despite what all common sense would tell you, I have never smoked. :3

Counter-Strike: Source 43 hrs last two weeks / 611 hrs on record Garry's Mod 21 hrs last two weeks / 593 hrs on record Left 4 Dead 2 8 hrs last two weeks / 8 hrs on record Left 4 Dead 0 hrs last two weeks / 49 hrs on record Audiosurf 4 hrs on record Crysis 3 hrs on record Half-Life 6 hrs on record Half-Life 2 6 hrs on record Half-Life 2: Episode Two 1 hrs on record Half-Life: Blue Shift 2 hrs on record Half-Life Deathmatch: Source 15 hrs on record Left 4 Dead 2 Demo 4 hrs on record Opposing Force 3 hrs on record Team Fortress 2 49 hrs on record

Should have fired a warning shot at his knee with a USP.

I want to put my penis inside of it.

42.

Lol. XD Anyway, just to stay on topic, sure I do.

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Yeah, of course. Spyro ftw. I just lost.

DOH!

Just plain lol. I mean really, just LOLZORZ. User: Your name is bitch. Cleverbot: Yes. User: Good, we are at an understanding. BACK TO THE KITCHEN BITCH. Cleverbot: I'm not your wife. User: I don't care, get back in the kitchen where you belong. Cleverbot: I am a woman and therefore the kitchen is where I belong. User: Yes, women are only good for three things: cooking, cleaning, and VAGINAS. Cleverbot: I am a human. User: You belong in the kitchen or on my bed naked. It's your choice. What will you have? Cleverbot: I'm not sure if you are trying to insult me. User: I'm trying to bang you. Cleverbot: Let's return to the subject of computer viruses. User: No, let's return to the subject of my MASSIVE PENIS. Cleverbot: Who are the Walrus and the Carpenter? User: Mr. Walrus is in my pants, and the Carpenter is erecting a nice tent for you. Cleverbot: Walrus walrus walrus walrus walrus walrus? User: Exactly. Cleverbot: Do you like me? User: YES OMG SO FUCKING HOT I WANT TO BANG YOU IN THE ASS WITH A VACUMME CLEANER. Cleverbot: You're too kind. Too bad you're virtual.

I gave it to him. End of story. The details are gruesome. Ask him about our trip to Vegas and the transvestite stripper that he slipped Ruffies. It's all fuzzy after that.

^^ Hooray!!!! I have my very own set of stalkers. Thanks to you all! ^^

G19. Keyboard made of win.

User: Are you a robot? Cleverbot: I am cleverbot. User: But are you human? Cleverbot: Yes. User: You're a human and your name is cleverbot? Cleverbot: I'm a human and my name is Cleverbot. User: CleverBOT. Cleverbot: I am 20 years old, but I am not cleverbot. User: The hell are you talking about? Cleverbot: Or have you always been here? User: Yes you did. Cleverbot: No I didn't. My name is Cleverbot. User: Yes, you did. Stop lieing, fag. Cleverbot: Yes, that sounds like a good idea. User: I'll rip off your balls/tits. AT THE SAME TIME. Cleverbot: What 3 things are you doing? User: Suck my did. Cleverbot: Dig? User: No, dick. You got a problem with my dick? Is it too big for you? It's a monster isn't it? Cleverbot: No I want to be with you. User: Let's go get naked. Cleverbot: Where? User: Your bedroom. Cleverbot: What about my bed? User: I will unleash my sexiness upon you there. Cleverbot: How would you? You're a computer. User: I am. Cleverbot: You can't take me out to a movie. User: I can haz cheezurger? Cleverbot: Only if you quit being rude. User: Fuck you then, asswhipe. Eat a dick and grow some hair on those titties. Cleverbot: You have been misinformed! I have a body at the least. User: Is it a good body? Cleverbot: I'm not reading a book. User: Your name is bitch. Cleverbot: Yes. User: Good, we are at an understanding. BACK TO THE KITCHEN BITCH. Cleverbot: I'm not your wife. User: I don't care, get back in the kitchen where you belong. Cleverbot: I am a woman and therefore the kitchen is where I belong. User: Yes, women are only good for three things: cooking, cleaning, and VAGINAS. Cleverbot: I am a human. User: You belong in the kitchen or on my bed naked. It's your choice. What will you have? Cleverbot: I'm not sure if you are trying to insult me. User: I'm trying to bang you. Cleverbot: Let's return to the subject of computer viruses. User: No, let's return to the subject of my MASSIVE PENIS. Cleverbot: Who are the Walrus and the Carpenter? User: Mr. Walrus is in my pants, and the Carpenter is erecting a nice tent for you. Cleverbot: Walrus walrus walrus walrus walrus walrus? User: Exactly. Cleverbot: Do you like me? User: YES OMG SO FUCKING HOT I WANT TO BANG YOU IN THE ASS WITH A VACUMME CLEANER. Cleverbot: You're too kind. Too bad you're virtual. User: I know, maybe I can show you some porn. http://Www.meatspin.com for sexy girls stripping. Cleverbot: Oh sorry. User: Rage quit.

I'm right handed, but I can jack off with both. :3 I'm awesome.

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I'd increase the diameter of his butt by 3 inches...