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[YOUTUBE][/YOUTUBE] Boxxy got a little too high.. but still love her.

Ah you must be a real big pain the ass when it comes to paint balling i suppose

you gotta really think about what your doing in life.. either risking your life to save millions. and die proud of what you've done for your country or just stay home get a job and live a regular life.. but seriously the war in iraq will never end.... so Bush is a fucking retard and screwed it all up. and the bad thing is if Obama pulls all the US Soldiers out the Iraq people are gonna probably do something and bomb somewhere in the US..

i want to play outdoors. again its so hardcore instead of shitty indoors. where its fuckin dark and you step in all kinds of shitty paintball puddles n stuff.

Really nice laptop. i've seen those before.. very very very nice and comfortable to use.

When i was paintballing some fucking fat bitch on my team was blind firing right into the back of my leg and my spine. i got so pist off at her and i started flipping her off. then i just went abit up. and she followed as i wanted her to and she got shot. so i started laughing then i peek up and i got shot in the face. with a dude with a bullet proof vest. big ass gas tank on the back and a automatic m4a1..

Haha and congratulate spartan on the best negative rep too.

Exactly what i was thinking hazardous..

Lol Fail..

Screw that bs.. why would u make a topic about it if its in ur damn sig?

Ditto

Thats is true and. so is this Akaru i probably will think that when im probably around the age of 22 thinking why the fuck would i want to join it.. but idk i guess im at the stage ONCE AGAIN where i want to be in the forces.

Good question i have no idea.. some seem real. or maybe some are fake that people just make up to get the lawls.

Okay Well i thought about it and said meh i think ill do it. so yeah this is a topic to post your favourite and funniest FML'S you got now i don't really care if u quote others or get the same ones. just showing witch one you enjoyed. YOU CAN post more then one.. as much as you got their hilarious to read. it is great entertainment for me.. so yeah Post your favourite FML'S here you can get some at http://www.fmylife.com/ so yeah.. post your fml's away!! These are my favourite ones Today, I woke up to my 8 month old son happy as can be. I could hear him laughing over the monitor. When I walked into the room, he had somehow got his diaper off and was holding onto his new found penis. He thought it was hysterical when it went off and shot urine everywhere. FML Today, I found out why my husband had wanted to wait until marriage to get it on. Last night was the first night of our honeymoon, and he informed me that he wasn't always Ben, but used to be Brenda. His 'penis' doesn't work and he had wanted to know I "truly loved him" before he had let me know. FML -DDIS

Damn i couldn't read that for crap.

YeS!!!! about time they brought football back to SG

I've been thinking about joining the Canadian forces. Live free die hard.. But idk.. big moment in my life to think about that. basically im taking a road to death or a road to victory or just sitting my ass here at school. How about you guys/gals

I got food from the fridge with a coke on the side and said. yum..

How the hell is that possible.. you must have been doing something.. or just raping people through walls n stuff. or im probably wrong.. so meh. Sucks for you bro..

haha this is my 5th mouse this year.. pretty fail eh? Someone buy me angermanagment classes. k thx bai

fuck..

Uh ALL OF DEM

Red Jack Falcon Kotton Ckw Number one camper would be ALEXANDRA lols

Work in construction pretty much just stand around there loading shit onto trucks and crap..