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  1. ill buy your old one... chances are there was nothing wrong with it =\
  2. there was plenty

  3. Jokes!

    topic replied to HankTheTank's vybz in Off Topic

    A farmer gave his son a duck for his sixteenth birthday and said: 'Go into town and see what you can get with this.' The boy went off in search of the best deal he could find and soon ran into a hooker who offered: 'I'll have sex with you if you give me the duck.' He agreed, and afterwards she was so impressed by the boy's virility that she said: 'If you do it again, I'll give you the duck back.' He went along with her idea and, since he had now got the duck back, he carried on through town in search of a good trade. But then as he walked down the main street, the duck suddenly flew out of his arms and into an incoming truck. The driver was so distraught at having killed the duck that he gave the boy a dollar. When the boy arrived home, his dad asked him what he had received for the duck. The boy said: 'Well, I got a fuck for a duck, a duck for a fuck, and a buck for a fucked-up duck.'
  4. coloUr FTW!
  5. ;) great job bro have a great time
  6. [uNCALLED FOR POST] Thank You Jack
  7. NO NO NO NO NO NON O NON ON ON ON ON ON O NON O DONT CALL GEEKSQUAD THEY WILL FUCK YOU OVER!!!!!!!!!! I SAW THIS THING TODAY AND THEY SCAM THE FUCK TITS OUTA YOU!!!!!
  8. Pfft dont pin your penis inadequacies on me here, bud.
  9. pfft i was calling conty (contempt) a dumby jees PAY ATTENTION! BEST RIDE E-V-E-R
  10. pfft man with no penis
  11. HAHA thats how i roll bro so if you ever see that im in the fourms in more then one place... youll know why XD
  12. DURP!!im not THAT dumb conty and i do know what centrafugal force is... i just wasnt sure if THAT was an example... DURP!!
  13. face book?
  14. >.> you posted it silly http://steam-gamers.net/showthread.php?t=317&page=7
  15. so true
  16. pfft its not like i cried, i didnt screem either. i swore tho
  17. hey i bet you had it done like a diffrent way... i had to have like a huge needle in my toe 3 times to inject this shit that stung like a bitch
  18. oh fuck another thing... not to bad but kinda bad is having surgery on your ingrown tonail (and YES I DO TAKE CARE OF MY TOES!!! idk how it happend) but anyway i had an ingrown tonail... and the needle hurts like fuck
  19. NN3MGN899yE i personally found this quite funny especially his dance near the end XD if the thing didnt work... heres a link http://youtube.com/watch?v=NN3MGN899yE XD IM A ROCK-IT-MAN!
  20. you people are asshats laughing at his misfourtune...jeeeez... he odvously had a shitty day...
  21. HOW IN ALL FUCK DID YOU SURVIVE TAHT! And agreed about the love part *tear*
  22. uuummmmm...... would have to be when... i fell out of my bus last year... and rolled my ankle... i chipted some bone off of it... i had a 3rd degree sprain... the whole works... then i got home, and i looked at my ankle and the swelling had gone up to almost a tennis ball size... a gut wrenching feeling is when you can feel the skin on your ankle being stretched and being ripped apart at the seems *nearly pukes* oh the worst part is... i was screeming on the ground... my busdriver closed the door and drove away... my parents wanted to sue
  23. Is centrifugal force not the act of spinning forces? or am i compleatly in left feild on this one?
  24. pfft...
  25. all awesome ideas no somone GET ON IT XD my personal favourite :cool:
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