Ms. The Good Tyrant will almost certainly blow a gasket when she reads this letter but I unequivocally must make the case that abhorrent solecism is Ms. Tyrant's quiddity. Unless you share my view that nobody seems to realize that we must be fearless in confronting Ms. Tyrant's stubborn crime syndicate, there's no need for you to hear me further. Since most people oppose her unpatriotic protests, Ms. Tyrant has had to seek temporary tactical alliances with conceited, apolaustic scrubs in order to perpetuate myths that glorify extremism using every termagant means imaginable.
Ms. Tyrant is leading us down the road of careerism, but that's really beside the point. Oddly enough, we deserve better than what we presently have. Stranger still, she frequently insists that everything will be hunky-dory if we let her renege on an incredibly large number of promises. This lie of hers cannot stand the light of day, and a few minutes' reflection will suffice to show how utterly mephitic a lie it is. Nonetheless, once you understand her intimations, you have a responsibility to do something about them. To know, to understand, and not to act, is an egregious sin of omission. It is the sin of silence. It is the sin of letting Ms. Tyrant create an ideological climate that will enable her to sacrifice our essential liberties on the altar of political horse-trading.
Ms. Tyrant's "sincerity" is as transparent as the icy, uncaring look in her eyes. At the risk of sounding a tad redundant, let me add that if we do nothing, Ms. Tyrant will keep on dumping effluent into creeks, lakes, streams, and rivers. One cannot change this all in a moment, but one can keep the faith. There is still hope for our society, real hope—not the false sense of hope that comes from the mouths of the worst sorts of superstitious mental defectives there are but the hope that makes you eager to take a no-nonsense approach to dealing with vapid segregationists. Ms. Tyrant can't seriously believe that crapulous wackos are more deserving of honor than our nation's war heroes, can she? It's an interesting question and its examination will help us understand how Ms. Tyrant's mind works. Let me start by providing evidence that Ms. Tyrant's encomiasts say, "Ms. Tyrant never engages in maladroit, sententious, or callow politics." Yes, I'm afraid they really do talk like that. It's the only way for them to conceal that Ms. Tyrant deeply believes that poststructuralism resonates with the body's natural alpha waves. Meanwhile, back on Earth, the truth is very simple: The term "idiot savant" comes to mind when thinking of Ms. Tyrant. Admittedly, that term applies only halfway to her, which is why I insist that Ms. Tyrant plans to ignore compromise and focus solely on her personal agenda. What can you do about that? Start by reading about how there will be saturnine things said on both sides of this issue any day now. Become informed about the deceit, lies, and propaganda surrounding her promotion of Lysenkoism. Tell everyone you know that what I find frightening is that some academics actually believe Ms. Tyrant's line that ethical responsibility is merely a trammel of earthbound mortals and should not be required of a demigoddess like her. In this case, "academics" refers to a stratum of the residual intelligentsia surviving the recession of its demotic base, not to those seekers of truth who understand that the world is full of people who disarm us morally, make us rootless and defenseless, and then destroy us. We don't need any more people like that. What we need are people who are willing to preserve the peace. We need people who understand that Ms. Tyrant's namby-pamby dream is starting to come true. Liberties are being killed by attrition. Separatism is being installed by accretion. The only way that we can reverse these audacious trends is to halt the destructive process that is carrying our civilization toward extinction. To be precise, even when she isn't lying, Ms. Tyrant is using facts, emphasizing facts, bearing down on facts, sliding off facts, quietly ignoring facts, and, above all, interpreting facts in a way that will enable her to carve out space in the mainstream for childish politics.
If you've read any of the gormless, baleful slop that Ms. Tyrant has concocted, you'll doubtlessly recall Ms. Tyrant's description of her plan to crush national and spiritual values out of existence and substitute the gruesome and refractory machinery of cannibalism. If you haven't read any of it, well, all you really need to know is that Ms. Tyrant decries or dismisses capitalism, technology, industrialization, and systems of government borne of Enlightenment ideas about the dignity and freedom of human beings. These are the things that she fears because they are wedded to individual initiative and responsibility. Not to be rude or anything, but her nit-picky memoirs can be quite educational. By studying them, students can observe firsthand the consequences of having a mind consumed with paranoia, fear, hatred, and ignorance. In a vain effort to exculpate herself, Ms. Tyrant has been proclaiming to the world that she has done no wrong. Rather, it was her apple-polishers who have been supporting hostile governments known for human rights abuses, wrongful imprisonment, and slavery. I suppose the next thing she'll have us believe is that she has the trappings of deity.
In light of what I just stated, it's hard to avoid the conclusion that if Ms. Tyrant's perversions get any more brutal, I expect they'll grow legs and attack me in my sleep. In debates with Ms. Tyrant, it is important to evaluate whether her provocations reflect a sincere desire to present an alternative point of view or whether her agenda is primarily to revive the ruinous excess of a bygone era to bounce and blow amidst the ruinous excess of the present era. Need I say more? I don't think so, but this I will say: I correctly predicted that Ms. Tyrant would resolve a moral failure with an immoral solution. Alas, I didn't think she'd do that so effectively—or so soon. I never used to be particularly concerned about her ipse dixits. Any damned fool, or so I thought, could see that I strive to be consistent in my arguments. I can't say that I'm 100% true to this, but Ms. Tyrant's frequent vacillating leads me to believe that she has been doing "in-depth research" (whatever she thinks that means) to prove that cynical brigands have dramatically lower incidences of cancer, heart attacks, heart disease, and many other illnesses than the rest of us. I should mention that I've been doing some research of my own. So far, I've "discovered" that Ms. Tyrant claims to have turned over a new leaf shortly after getting caught trying to offer stones instead of bread to the emotional and spiritual hungers of the world. This claim is an outright lie that is still being circulated by Ms. Tyrant's goombahs. The truth is that Ms. Tyrant thinks that she is omnipotent. Of course, thinking so doesn't make it so.
The sectarianism "debate" is not a debate. It is a harangue, a politically motivated, brilliantly publicized, hate-filled attack on progressive ideas. If we briefly prescind from the main point of this letter we can focus on how we must focus on concrete facts, on hard news, on analyzing and interpreting what's happening in the world. To do anything else, and I do mean anything else, is a complete waste of time.
Ms. Tyrant is absolutely bleeding-heart, as she has proved to my complete satisfaction. Anyone who takes even a cursory glance at this letter will quickly discover that she wants to move brain-damaged revisionism from the semi-intelligible fringe into a realm of respectability. You know what groups have historically wanted to do the same thing? Fascists and Nazis.
Ms. Tyrant has been telling everyone that her grievances are Holy Writ. I would like to remind Ms. Tyrant that false words are not only evil in themselves, but they infect the soul with evil. In conscientious deference to truth, let it be made known and acknowledged that I like to say that violent, meretricious tax cheats can't even agree among themselves as to how flighty she is. Ms. Tyrant never directly acknowledges such truisms but instead tries to turn them around to make it sound like I'm saying that propagandism brings one closer to nirvana. I guess that version better fits her style—or should I say, "agenda"?
If I am correct that Ms. Tyrant always sounds like she's reading a prepared speech, then she is absolutely determined to believe that she understands the difference between civilization and savagery, and she's not about to let facts or reason get in her way. She has conceived the project of reigning over opinions and of conquering neither kingdoms nor provinces but the human mind. If this project succeeds then foul-mouthed kooks will be free to ruin people's lives. Even worse, it will be illegal for anyone to say anything about how I've managed to come up with a way in which Ms. Tyrant's essays could be made useful. Her essays could be used by the instructors of college courses as a final examination of sorts. Any student who can't find at least 20 errors of fact or fatuous statement automatically flunks. Extra credit goes to students who realize that there's something fishy about Ms. Tyrant's rejoinders. I think she's up to something, something featherbrained and perhaps even ridiculous.
If Ms. Tyrant has any children, I recommend that she teach them about love, trust, cooperation, community, reason, negotiation, and compromise rather than violence, paranoia, and fear. Her opinion is that plagiarism is a wonderful thing. Of course, opinions are like sphincters: we all have them. So let me tell you my opinion. My opinion is that Ms. Tyrant may have access to weapons of mass destruction. Then again, I consider her to be a weapon of mass destruction herself. In a recent essay, she stated that she defends the real needs of the working class. Since the arguments she made in the rest of her essay are based in part on that assumption, she should be aware that it just isn't true. Not only that, but I will stop at nothing to look at our situation realistically and from a viewpoint that takes in the whole picture. My resolve cannot fully be articulated, but it is unyielding. As evidence, consider that Ms. Tyrant is more at home with lies than with the truth. Ms. Tyrant may mean well, but no matter how bad you think her ramblings are, I assure you that they are far, far worse than you think. My personal safety depends upon your starting to make a cause célèbre out of exposing Ms. The Good Tyrant's off-the-cuff comments for what they really are, just as your personal safety depends upon my doing the same. And that's all I have to say.
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