Kappa The 3rd

teach her not to grab and pull the balls, teach her to pull on your penis, and maybe show her that if she sucks on it really hard it hurts the guy as well. incest isnt that bad after all

why do i totally not believe this

its sorta just common sense, if you honestly think you can get free steam games you sorta deserve to get your account hacked

hey guys dont make fun of him, if hes able to donate $1000 dollars in 3 months to a community he doesnt even play with. what makes you think he cant start a company in a market thats already over saturated

id be the plastic surgeon that turns men into woman so that i can touch boobies while your under anesthetic but if i was alone, id do like what that dad and kid did in 28 days later and commandeer a aparatment building, but only like the top 5-10 floors. id take the furniture and shit out of them all but the top floor and throw them into the staircases to block any way for zombies to get up, and id keep the elevator turned off except if i needed to go down. sadly ive planned this all out in my head for zombies, if it was anything else id be fucked. I'd also prolly be the person that is all for himself and wouldnt stop to save anyone because you'd just slow me down and get me killed.

this christmas i got a job, so i make money. and i dont need $10. do i win?

first you get the money, then you get the power, then you get the woman horny?

yesterday it was a bit above -54c then today was a balmy -40c almost wanted to go out with a shirt

i now demANDS PICSTURES

WAIT WE PAY PER MINUTE? well that's good then, dont have to buy more then the necessary 1 minute

Conkers Bad Fur Day Perfect Dark SSB Super Mario 64 Mario Party Banjo Kazooie star wars, shadow of the empire. i think that is it, first level is on hoth Ocarina of time Star Fox Turok Donkey Kong 64 or something like that, had the DK krew rap at the intro

ill try it

ROFL it does look like a weird anus omg i laughed so hard when it jizzed on the one dudes face its gotta be a sea slug of some kind

the koolaid one was ok till you find out hes koolaid man and the 2nd comic, if im understanding that comic correctly, its not something very appropriate.

you still have to donate $20 to get the supporter, you just dont have to donate any more after that

ROFL, his face and the fact the toothpaste is all over his face makes me laugh so hard

Don't make me kick you into a pit.

Persians disgust me. I’m a Spartan and I’m sick to death of you ignorant bastards. For starters, no, I will not show you my empire. I don’t see how any of you have the right to tell another man to surrender, you dogs might see the Roman empire as taking for your territory but NOTHING gives you the right to take advantage of an empire just because you believe that you’re ‘stronger’ or ‘better’. You describe Spartans as ‘barbaric’, quite frankly I’m enraged by this, if I ever heard you say this word in real life I would punch you so hard you’d be in a Roman territory for the next month. What gives you the right to think that you can tell us what to do? I will never be ordered around by a Persian. Actually I’m so passionate about this I managed to get this asshole messenger kicked into a pit for making blasphemous comments about my queen and ordering me to sell my soldiers into slavery every minute. Now he’s learnt his lesson and is making ME the slavemaster. I weep for a world without Persians, a paradise. Without Persians there would be no crime, no wars and everyone would be treated equally. Unfortunately I can’t see my utopia happening anytime soon but I warn you, this is blasphemy, this is madness, THIS IS SPARTAAAA!