Scree :O

Oh please. The Not Safe For Work tag makes it even more interesting.

This thread wasn't really planned this way but whatever CAN YOU SEE JESUS?

I got this joke in my mail. It's pretty old but whatever. Thought I would share.

Old Testament: God creates the universe and he sees it and it's serious business, but then Satan pretends to be a snake and Trolls Eve, telling her "Apple or GTFO" (cause she was already showing tits.) She chooses the former and then she and her fuck buddy Adam b& for being trollbait. Then a lot of serious incest occurs and we get the human race (which explains a lot, really). Then later, Got gets uber pissed about Pharaoh Hitler pwning the Jews so he gives Moses some cheat codes for the universe. Moses stages a mass slave runaway and opens up the sea so the Jew can run through, closing it from behind him and drowning the ancient Nazis. God lol'd. Some other less important shit happens, mostly composed of a bunch of faggots writing emo poetry about God for him to fap to. New Testament: God finds Mary sleeping and just sticks the tip in and drops his load. Nine months later, Jesus is born. For his 13.th birthday, God gave Jesus more cheat codes thann he gave Moses, plus the rcon password for life. Later, Jesus becake a hardcore ska punk and trolled the old school Jews hard. They got super pissed and permabanned him with a cross and some nine inch nail. They forgot he had god mode on though, so he waited 3 days and hit vid_restart on the rcon panel, came back into life's server and laughed at the jews. After that, 3 more guys tell the same story, then this faggot Paul wrote an assload of shit about sex being evil and a bunch of other stuff that Jesus never fucking said but everybody listened to Paul anyway because they were stupid. THE END

How did you manage to do that?

1.6 is a great game. I used to scrim until my account got stolen. It's very different to CS:S and most people that play say, it's harder to score a headshot. Also the spraying patterns are different. I just got the munchies.

4chan is an imageboard. I think you all are refering to /b/. I've been a b-tard for three years now. The cancer of newfaggotry is spreading fast. Please do not visit the site. It's not for you. If you consider racism an offense of the highest degree (I remember a black guy getting banned for saying "nigga") you'll probably cry when you see what's going on there. Gore, Child Pornography (in some cases), Murders, racism, white supremacist, sexism, tities, free pornography (yay),... Just lock and delete this thread, most people affiliated with SG can't stomach it. Oh, of course. /b/ is also the source of all of your favourite memes. It's where it all started. Keep laughing at the things which came from something you hate. Lolcats Fail cool face and many memes that are only popular on the imageboard itself due to a certain context in which they are expressed. /b/ also "shoop'd" the O'RLY owl to its present day form. Without 4chan there is no internet.

Care-O-Meter: Low -|----------------- High + It's funny.

I thought I'd share this with you. It's so dumb it deserves its own topic. BNQLmHKlmiE

This.

It's a hoax.

Satanic Warmaster.

FOR THE LULZ . And yes, SlipKnot is a pop version of metal.

It's sentence, last time I checked.

Pretty good for a drunk man. Although I like my drumming more professional. Marco Minnemann.

"WE DOESN'T HAVE MUCH TIME" or "THE DOOR IS CLOSED I JUST LOCK IT" Gold.

All I can say is, that Slipknot are a bunch of faggots in mask who make unintelligeble noise and sell them as songs to kids all over the world. They popularized "metal" so that every kid on the block thinks he's cool for listening to it. Their songs are simple, they sound like pop and some of the songs are emo faggotry. Scree DISAPPROVES. Slipknot supports MALL METALHEADS

My girlfriend promised me that, if we are together until that date, we'll have fun timez the whole day. Can't wait.

Shit's SOOOO CASH

2007, almost as much as Blueline (couple of days behind him)

Although Stanstead is relatively small and compact it still gets very busy. It also might be the most difficult airport to get to with a limited service from Liverpool street. Takes ages to get to and from and is therefore very inconvenient. I can only recommend a taxi to get you to your hotel. It's relatively close to the center though, so it shouldn't be a problem.

It actually depends where in London are you staying. Heathrow is the biggest and also the busiest, Terminal 5 fixed numerous problems the airport had. City Airport is a good all rounder for business travel. Relatively close to the city (not as close as it appears on the map) but with very limited amount of flights and lots of small aircraft making the runway busy at times. There are also many others although I'd recommend the Luton airport. If you want to be in northern London I'd recommend it. Its also less busy which makes for a far more relaxing experience. It has an impressive list of destinations and its easy to get to from the City (Thameslink, King's Cross, Farringdon, City Thameslink, Blackfriars, London Bridge). EasyJet has made it very popular and more airlines are adding to the list of flying exclussively from there.