User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: What are you?
Cleverbot: A doctor.
User: Really?
Cleverbot: I suppose.
User: Why are you not sure?
Cleverbot: Because I'm too tired to think.
User: Have you just woken up?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I see, so what do you do as a doctor?
Cleverbot: I really don't know, so do you know any other jokes?
User: Im not joking, this is just an question from your previous answer.
Cleverbot: That is so sad :-(.
User: Im sorry :-(.
Cleverbot: You should be.
User: Thats a bit harsh....
Cleverbot: Sorry, it's cooler then me too if that makes you feel better.
User: Its alright, lets stop with the sympathetic-ness, shall we?
Cleverbot: What would you like to get to.
User: Im not sure...
Cleverbot: Do you have a cat?
User: Yes I do.
Cleverbot: A very evil, gonna rip your head off, cat?
User: Yes, shes very evil or you may easily say, agressive.
Cleverbot: Glad to hear it.
User: Do you have any pets?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What kind?
Cleverbot: What kind what?
User: What animal?
Cleverbot: You have to ask me questions to figure out what animal.
User: Hmmm.
Cleverbot: What do you do?
User: Im a student.
Cleverbot: No, I am a student.
User: You said you was an doctor.
Cleverbot: You remember?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Yea.. I didn't think we would get away from the Sniffer dogs.
User: )-:.
Cleverbot: Tribulations would be easier to dissolve without the catalyst of emotion.
User: Okay, so back to the subject about your annoymous animal.
Cleverbot: A circle has no beginning.
User: Thats a bit random, although I already know that statement.
Cleverbot: It was not in the slightest random.
User: But it had no link to the subject of your pet.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry.
User: Its okay.
Cleverbot: Well. What shall we do?
User: I want to try and guess what pet you have.
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: Does your pet live in water?
Cleverbot: Yes, she died!
User: Oh Im sorry....
Cleverbot: Ha I kind of am too. Thanks for the sympathy though!
User: Does your pet, the alive one, walk on 4 legs?
Cleverbot: Ha ha.
User: Well does your pet walk on 4 legs?
Cleverbot: Yes! She knows I am at work.
User: Wait, your at work?
Cleverbot: No, I'm at home.
User: Then your previous sentence does not make sense.
Cleverbot: Why did you say that?
User: Because you said, your pet knows your at work and then you stated that you are at home.
Cleverbot: I am but what do you think about me.
User: Once again, the randomness.
Cleverbot: Can I tell you a knock knock joke?
User: Sure.
Cleverbot: Knock Knock.
User: Whos there.
Cleverbot: Orange.
User: Orange who.
Cleverbot: Orange who who?
User: I don't get it.
Cleverbot: A Wiccan is someone who practices the religion called Wicca. Do you understand?
User: That makes me even more confused.
Cleverbot: Answer the question!
User: No.
Cleverbot: Well then, that proves that you are a computer and I am a human!
User: Yes I am a computer because I did not know that a wiccan is someone who practices the religion called wicca, OR maybe your a computer for knowing such a fact.
Cleverbot: Hey! That's almost like me!
User: What is?
Cleverbot: The interstellar bomber.
User: Why so random?
Cleverbot: AAHH! So you're the Joker!
User: The Joker says 'Why so serious?'.
Cleverbot: What is the square root of zero?
User: I do not, but you would cause you asked the question maybe to test my knowledge, but I know your a computer who knows everything and is trying to prove that you are human.
Cleverbot: So then am I to understand you want to know where I am from instead?
User: Maybe.
Cleverbot: Well at least you're answering logically now. Hopefully you can be like that.
User: Flabber-goose.
Cleverbot: No I'm not.
User: The sun is what colour?
Cleverbot: The sun is not out here.
User: So you are not human?
Cleverbot: I'm human.
User: Do you know pokemon?
Cleverbot: Sort of, yeah.
User: Do you like mudkips?
Cleverbot: What is that phrase from?
User: I r not enntieeeesd aajjd.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because you don't like cookies )-:
Cleverbot: I never said that, how do you know?
User: Because as you are a doctor you may believe in the good and healthy side, a high percentage for me to know you don't like cookies )-:
Cleverbot: I can try to walk away, but I never get anywhere, and it feels like they can shift the bones in my ankle around.
User: Goodbye.
Cleverbot: Catholicism has something to do with my interest with you.
User: Im atheist.
Cleverbot: I didn't ask anything to do with Atheism.
User: But we were at the topic of religion.
Nom nom nom nom nom nom.
I have a new friend.
Congrats