TheVirus

Now that you're a TA, maybe you can finally fix the Source Bans issues. Thanks.

I don't understand how people still fall for this shit. Are you guys really that fucking stupid?

I was going to type something witty about a lighter ban hammer, but fuck me that sucks. I can't imagine only having one hand, I hope you convince your employer to get you one of those super high-tech hands/arms that can be controlled with muscles/thought. Best of luck and I hope you stick around.

Thanks for your patience on this upgrade and a huge thanks to floffy and Revenga for making this killer style. It's like a Ninja Turtle just jizzed all over my monitor.

All one of them?

*cough*

I didn't do anything. Here's what happened. I was looking at my dogs play with a toy when I dropped my cup of water on my keyboard. It freaked out and, apparently, wrote a script that gathered every user with 50+ votes and made their account vote for me in the poll. I had no idea it happened. I thought everyone really liked me. I guess I was wrong

Every year, an admin will have to post in this thread on this day.

He just jealous of that moose knuckle.

AND THE WRINRARS ARE: PM me your addresses and I'll let you know what you win. Kratos gets first pick.

Contest closed. Doing the drawing now. The first name gets first choice. The 2nd get gets the sloppy seconds.

See this thread: http://www.steam-gamers.net/forum/showthread.php?t=55020 for more information. I'll be ending the contest soon, so all you need to do is post in the thread and I'll add your name to a list and randomly generate a winner. I'm making this announcement thread just in case people don't read Off Topic. That's it. Feel free to discuss it here, but you MUST post in the Off Topic thread to be considered.

I'll do the drawing tomorrow.

I also have 2 ATI 5770 video cards that I used for bitcoin mining for a year. I'll be more than happy to give them away as well. Old man toes not included.

Me, too. It'd be cheaper to ship. Good luck.

For this giveaway we'll be doing the normal random number generator. Simply make a post in this thread and I'll add your name to a list. I'll randomly sort the list and the top 2 people get their choice of the cards (first place chooses first, obviously). Rules: You must be a member of the forum and have been registered since BEFORE October 15th 2013. Promise to be a good human being. Maybe you should adopt an animal when you can. Tell your parents you love them, even if you don't. This contest is open world-wide. I will ship these anywhere. I'll also see about insuring the 560 Ti since it's worth more than $100. You don't have to pay for shipping, but if you want to pitch in, that would be nice. Here are the cards: Left: GTX 560 Ti - http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16814125363 Right: GTX 280 - http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16814130365 Please like, comment and subscribe. Also, follow us on Twitter and Facebook. Edit: I reserve the right to disqualify anyone for any reason. The contest will end whenever I feel like it. No purchase necessary. Void where prohibited.

Lipin win

Alright, fuck it. Contest closed.

This is ending in about 2 hours from now. Enter now or don't, I don't care.

Yeah, he does. "And So Is Vi-Ru-S-Z Face'. It's a technicality, though.

If you win, go to http://www.geforce.com/games-applications/pc-games/batman-arkham-origins/deals-promotions to redeem it. I'll PM you the code. Since I bought this from `Murica, I would suggest you say you live in the US when you redeem the code. I have no idea what restrictions there are. Worse case scenario is I'll redeem it and mega.co.nz the shit to you or something. To enter, post a haiku about Steam Gamers. A haiku is a poem in 5-7-5 format. For example: Steam Gamers is where I do post images of hot chicks and gross things. The first line has 5 syllables, the second 7, and the last 5. I will rate the entries on a scale of 1-5 and enter your name that many times into a list of all entries. If you don't write a haiku you just get 1 entry. If you write an irrelevant haiku or a copy/pasta from the Google then you get 1 entry as it doesn't count. Best luck. Edit: I reserve the right to change the rules and disqualify anyone for any reason I see fit. Contest closes whenever I feel like it. You must be a member that has registered BEFORE October 15th 2013.