Hello, my fellow americans,
Today is a bad day for all prisoners in the estate of SteamGamers. A terrible day why? Because, I have just received word that Prisoners are not allowed to carry handheld firearms in the vicinity of any prison in the United States of America. Why does this matter? Why should we allow prisoners to arm themselves with highly volatile guns you might ask? Because the second amendment allows us to. In making Terrorists drop their firearms, you are saying FUCK YOU to the founding fathers of our nation. The founding fathers who have done so much to help this great land of opportunity. And today, today is a terrible day. But today, WE SHALL STRIKE BACK WITH GREAT VENGEANCE AND FURIOUS ANGER, those who attempt to disarm my brothers. We shall not allow this to continue any longer, for it is our reputability of our great nation that is at stake.
So join me, my fellow americans, in rejoicing in arming ourselves with any weapon at our disposal*.
*Any weapon that is semi-automatic, automatic, rocket propelled, grenade propelled, watermelon propelled is to be owned. Legal restrictions may apply.