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So I got to thinking about something the other day, you know how when someone pisses you off, you beat the shit out of them? Yeah, well you can't do that on the internet, instead you can only be pushed and shoved around and give meaningless comebacks, which trolling hilarity ensues. But, what if there WAS a way to theoretically punch someone in the face over the internet? I present to you, Natal Boxing. How would it work you might ask? Well, with Microsoft's Project Natal, you have motion control at your finger tips, sure, eyetoy by sony or whatever the fuck it was called could maybe have done it, but who gives a fuck about sony? With Natal, the game would measure the thrust of your punch/kick/headbut/penis, and measure how quickly you move compared to the other player, you would fight eachother until either A) One of you dies on the game or B) One of you dies in real life. Now, how does this fit in with trolls? Well, if some fucking asshat piece of shit decides to make fun of you on the internet, you can e-beat the shit out of him. You: "Hey guys check out dis game" Douche: "Lol that game blows dick and so do you lol" You: "How about a e-fight, bitchface?" Now, douche could respond in two ways, he could chicken out, or he could man it through. Douche(A): "Uh I don't own natal fucker, so if you want to send me a xbox just so i can beat the shit out of you then i'll gladly do it" Douche(B): "Sure fuckface, I'll kick your shit anyday." Now, hoping that Douche isn't a 200 pound man who benches 250 and squats 380, then you may have just beat the shit out of a skinny, 15 year old Caucasian troll. Example of E-Fight: Yes, this is the best idea in the damn world, and yes I'd kick your ass at E-Fight.

all you do is you go back into console and do: exec config.cfg

If you aren't american and are in an american prison you were probably in it for being an immigrant in which you don't have rights.

thatdoesn't seem right, i use to use multi monitors and play cs:s perfectly fine :?

pffftt okay, 9:7...

Well, I downloaded the new ones, Gmod quit working so i reverted to 190.##, then when i got shattered horizon I had to upgrade, so i upgraded back to the newest ones, they were still broke, so i went to the beta, broke. I'm at 191.26 at the minute, try those. Also yeah, the newest ones only fucked up gmod, not cs:s or any other source game. Heck, it might be a fault with Source itself, who the fuck knows with nvidia. All i know is downloading 4 100mb drivers is fucking annoying as shit.

ive got 1mb/s down, and like 150kb/s up or so, no need to speedtest it cause my internet's e-peen isntthat big.

wait, which drivers? was it the newest nvidia ones? I've been having MASSIVE problems with the newest ones. and the newest beta ones.

Google's is faster.

i was having a similar problem with my display drivers, but windows 7 was nice enough to stop them, restart them, and so i can uninstall them, then reinstall them. Or in XP's case, you boot into safe mode. Why the fuck would you need to reformat?

hi, welcome to this thread. have a nice day

The 4channers only shitpost this thread because they know it would be a threat to them.

Lol, you'll get an increase in performance on windows 7 if you have a multicore cpu. Windows 7 is better optimized to handle that shit.

*cough*

v0v edit: also its been a communist since day one since we aren't allowed free speech entirely, okay bye.

note: get ghostassassin deported

make a filter that translates 4chan memes into a kick.

Note: shank jacen first

Hello, my fellow americans, Today is a bad day for all prisoners in the estate of SteamGamers. A terrible day why? Because, I have just received word that Prisoners are not allowed to carry handheld firearms in the vicinity of any prison in the United States of America. Why does this matter? Why should we allow prisoners to arm themselves with highly volatile guns you might ask? Because the second amendment allows us to. In making Terrorists drop their firearms, you are saying FUCK YOU to the founding fathers of our nation. The founding fathers who have done so much to help this great land of opportunity. And today, today is a terrible day. But today, WE SHALL STRIKE BACK WITH GREAT VENGEANCE AND FURIOUS ANGER, those who attempt to disarm my brothers. We shall not allow this to continue any longer, for it is our reputability of our great nation that is at stake. So join me, my fellow americans, in rejoicing in arming ourselves with any weapon at our disposal*. *Any weapon that is semi-automatic, automatic, rocket propelled, grenade propelled, watermelon propelled is to be owned. Legal restrictions may apply.

Plan B. Fuck it.

Quit doing that, you don't need to post 'bump' after you post a message. You dumbass. You need a new PSU before you can upgrade your video card.

No what I'm saying is that admins don't give a shit either way, if their game is ruined they can get back at someone for it. We can't, we can only bitch. You guys have your way of letting off steam, why shouldn't we?

I love how the people saying T's would just bitch are the ones who are admins, and also the ones who can slay them they get freekilled.

Meh, I just have my own way of sorting my files: http://img52.imageshack.us/img52/3228/asdasdg.png

A HD5770 Is not CHEAP.