Ketch

So how's the weather?

Hi

:llama::llama::llama: :llama::llama::llama:

Keep it up Virus!

no shes mine!

Hey Big Boy, i'll give you the best night of your life!

Nuff' Said

Alright so there's 3 people on a bus, A regular guy, the Bus-Driver, and a nun. So the regular guy goes up to the Bus-Driver and says.. Regular Guy: Hey man, i really want to have sex with that nun, any tips? Bus-Driver: Sure, i drive her home all the time. Regular Guy: Cool, so what do i do? Bus-Driver: Every night at 12 midnight the nun goes into the graveyard and prays against the gravestones. Make sure you Dress up like Jesus and greet her there, and tell her that you want to have sex with her. So the regular guy takes the bus-drivers advice and meets the nun at the graveyard. The bus driver's advice worked, and the regular guy saw the nun praying by the gravestones so he approached her... Regular Guy: Hello ma'am, I'm Jesus and you must have sex with me! Nun: OK, but i want to stay pure, so only have sex with me up the butt. So after they do there thing. Regular Guy: WOW! that was amazing, but i have a confession to make. The Regular guy takes off his mask/disguise and says... Regular Guy: I'm that one guy from the bus! Nun: I have a confession to make too, I'm the Bus-Driver!

Most Americans have to much fun with this.

i agree, GOOO! GOOO NOW!!!!

Welcome back

Happy Easter Everyone! I hope you all have a Happy, and Safe Easter!

lmfaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

congrats mom!

Loved it, haha

make me a sammich

i miss you already!!!!!!!!!