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When everyday's the weekend in my pants I was once possibly maybe perhaps a cowboy king in my pants I used to have a bestfriend (But then he gave me an STD) in my pants A prophecy in my pants The murderer in my pants lulz =P

wow thats hilarious.. that would piss me off though lol

this band is freaking ballin... HARDCORE xD ocjhYi1sDCc

i see we have some ppl in here that have coulrophobia. lol I don't know if this ever happens to you guys but sometimes when i dream i can dream of what will happen the next day.. it's not a full day but it will be like a few seconds or so of the next day without me knowing what will happen. I can remember the dream when i see the part i have dreamt of. For instance in a recent event i was in a bank and me my mom and dad were in one of the offices talking to the lady. She said something to me and at that very moment i remembered the dream and remembered what would happen next and stuff.. it was really weird because i never knew i was actually gonna be there since it was a day before it actually happend.. this has happend to me many times before but yea.. have any of you guys ever had that?

i have some pretty weird dreams that i can never really remember anymore after i dream them. They were totally bizarre too. =/ But anyways i remember this one dream when i was about 7 or so i was on my porch and there was this snake that was in a bush (we don't have a bush around our house[a lot of my dreams that are within my house are of a house that is my house but its modified or something... kinda screwed up]). So we called some people to come kill it for some reason and they were inching closer to it.. i was still standing on the porch when they got like 2 inches from it and then it attacked both of them in the neck and killed them and slithered off into the bush again.. then moments later it jumped out of the bush and grew wings and started to fly all over the place.. I was running away from it and went to get my brother to warn him but when i got there the snake dragon thing had just killed him. I then ran outside and stood on the back of my parents car ( don't ask me why ) and saw it a ways a way and it was flying right towards me.. I was getting myself ready for it and once it got about 10-20 yards away from my face i instantly woke up. I also have some others but im tired and will tell those another time perhaps =D

i think i would rather take eminem for his raps and use lil wayne to rap as bait just so he can die!

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peach tea owns all.. and snapple is the best..

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HOLD ON TO ThAT FEEEEELIIIIINNNGGGG! =P

lol i have to be the bald dude cromyth?

Litkey definately and also grim.. they were both immensely hilarious.

i hope he comes back.. he is so awesome and funny.

nonpoint

i hate mcdonald's.. they just suck and when i went to sonic's they had terrible service.. it took them like 10 shakes to get the right one that we wanted.. they came back with like every other flavor except the one we wanted lol Bojangles (chicken is beastly) Wendy's (they are just beastly overall.. FROSTY'S FTW) Dairy Queen (who doesnt love ice cream?) Burger King (everything there owns McDonald's) Hardees (everything there is huge but its amazing)

I WIN dot dot curve

scary kids scaring kids

funny but still.. FAMILY INCEST ROLEPLAYING!?!?!? that disgusts me to the maximum

yea but u forgot that they burn her mouth lol

1. Lil Wayne 2. Jonas Brothers 3. Hannah Montana 4. Cradle Of Filth 5. Fall Out Boy 6. LIL WAYNE 7. LIL WAYNE 8. Cradle Of Filth 9. CRADLE OF FILTH 10. CRADLE OF FILTH AND LIL WAYNE

lol alex =P

wtf why do i have a horn in my anus? lol