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Getting hit with a cricket bat would be like getting hit with an oar I would think

I gotta get that one. I liked the Rome TW series and I need another one to keep me busy.

It matters most when you have two evenly matched opponents. When skill doesn't matter and it is up to luck, it just sucks because in real-time you could probably find a way to defeat them outright whereas by luck, you would lose.

My point is that it is not a good strategy game if it relies on so much luck.

I am talking about open warfare as in Civilizations...not that any ancient spearmen would know what the hell a tank is anyway. You don't even need the main gun, just use the machine gun on the top.

I wanna see what happens when people do crap er.... rap nowadays. See if it is the reverse of this. Maybe even Emo Screamers!

Well I mean a tank would just sit back and shoot the damn spearman. They coul,d also choose to run them over and seeing how spearman don't have any way of getting through tank armor or even opening the hatch, how could they win? Even if they were Spartans it would be impossible. I just don't like complete turn based games. Too much luck

Yeah C&C and Starcraft and the lot are all rushing games. Fun but not that strategic. And for the record it was a full tank vs. a full spearman. I got jipped in the vs. system because it is set per game. My tank died, I reloaded the game and it died again. It was like 20 hits for the spearman in a row or however many points a tank has. The turnout of a battle is set before you actually fight which is a dumb system. Basically you must try and build units to rush and hope you get lucky. I play Total War games myself because its got the whole package. Just attach the realism patch and make it difficult....good times, epic battles, smart AI...oh buddy.

Civilization has a little bit of strategy, but it fails when a Spearman can defeat a tank. I mean wtf? Game is more of luck and economic strategy, but the economic strategy part relies heavily on choosing the correct things on a tech tree. No warfare strategy whatsoever, it is just luck and trying to get a unit that has many health points.

This is why you need to practice your vehicular manslaughter technique... XD Maybe you can aim to destroy the brains by crushing them.

You the peeps! Congratz! There is wisdom in our administration yet! I know you were kicking yourselves when you had to turn me down as an AO... jk

It so awesome...just watch. The song will get stuck in your head and you cannot help but to dance to it. I also dig the old virtual graphics.

If you get sucked in, there is a 98% chance you're going to hell or something like that. If you play it once in a while and not live by it, there is only a 65% chance. XD jk Yeah, don;t get sucked in or you will have a hard time coming out. Its like a crack addiction sometimes. if you don't play it for a while you get itchy, a fever, hallucinations...its a mess

On the other hand, what if the person in the ambulance turned into a zombie???? What if his needless act of impatience turn into the greatest act in human history? I bet you would feel like an asshole then. ok, now on a more serious note...don't do it again, unless you know the occupant could turn into a zombie and destroy the entire human race. Peace!

I might get it later. Right now I lack the time to get into any serious game atm. Might be better if they offer more factions in an expansion or patch or something. Looks cool and time consuming.

shave off your friend's eyebrows...both of them

if you don't mind the hazing or sacrificial rituals

What about your other eyebrow? You must look pretty stupid right now...can we have a pic??? PLEASE????? XD Bet it must be this -> '

Ebay or gamestop

no...I have never heard of that. Sounds like a sex position or something XD I know of euro style furniture and euro trash, but not euro style.

Warcraft and Starcraft...cool WoW...not cool It is fine to pretend you are saving the world, whether it be the future or fantasy world...but once you believe you are living in it...24 hours of the day...that's where I draw the line... for future reference, this is the line ME __________________________________________________ WoW

word now their names get to be....YELLOW!!!

zomg...over a year ago this was ZM nice and we finally have the Newbie Zone XD

lol, now they have proof!!!

Burritos are good....ok, you will not be hated anymore if you make us all burritos Or just me and I can convince the rest