Italian Jew

so Nublet's ears don't bleed out...we need him alive Also it will be less annoying in the servers...that's why we voted, and the rule is in place...and MANY will enforce it, so who cares :biglaugh::biglaugh::biglaugh:

Yeah, they are shakin like bacon.... The older players can use the mic because their voices do not sound like fingernails on a chalkboard. If their voice is not annoying and everyone in the server is not asking for a mute, then they can talk. The problem is that the entire server is complaining over a person's voice, so why not ask that person to not talk and type instead of talk? I have a mic and hardly use it, so typing does not destroy one's ability to enjoy CS. The kids will get over it and you will too...:Randy-git:

ZOMFG... It is not that hard to type and some people's voices make mine and Super Nublet's ears bleed, as well as other players and admins. The children can type to get their point across so they can still talk to people.

zomfg shut them up....remove their freedom of speech...it annoys me Annoying kids

Yeah, I have seen ones where they say they are royalty from somewhere or they found money and need somewhere to put it. They are all worded differently, but the premise is the same... It has got SCAM written all over it bud.

Yeah, when I am at home my wireless connection is fine. What is your OS because on XP, i remember it being as easy as a right-click, properties type deal or something like that.

They will make money off of it...just watch. If they don't, they will just pop out the iPhone Nano which can do everything a phone can do except you cannot press buttons, you have to speak to it or some crazy shit like that.

Great and true...but he leaves out how COD 4 doesn't have a Co-op...which it needs so desperately bad!!!!!!! Otherwise awesome game

I don't see where he mentions gamers... Am I supposed to make believe or something?

well Emma/Jessi/Riggs invited him over for some fun...next thing that happened was that LitKey was poked in the eye by something and he put 2 and 2 together and got OMFG she's a he!!!!!!!!!

Got's me a think pad : )

It was obviously made for the rich and business people who want to have the next best thing, so of course they are going to make certain things extra. For the business man who's company gets them this or someone who buys it on their own, they probably stay in places that definitely have wireless. It is a shot to move out of the wired era. Definitely need the drive and maybe the sleeve if you don't have anything else. Tell Micro to think who the laptop is built for. Obviously not for people who need more than one USB port and gamers.

Post everything here in a simple way so the Plebs can understand. Everyone is in WTF!? mode...

LOL one gets pissy with me, the other is nice... Hmmmm.... Haven't seen that movie in a long time...well, off to Netflix

Moral of the story...do not sodomize son's of former boxers. You will get the fuck beat out of you.

Meh...fate or no fate...shit still happens. Also not saying it is not sad, just that I have other things to do and worry about.

Shit happens...'nuff said

LOL You fail at making hyperlinks. I had to copy and paste the addresses. Behold the biggest z100 freak. Nice... :goofy:

Thats it...we are at war!!!!!

It already is...I am in it! So is Veggie and Prince :goofy:

It lives ON!!!!!!!! Alert the masses! Oh yeah, Fresh Prince is part of the "clan". He is a real man!

LOL...ok the main body text is the satire In reality, the MATZA "clan" is just a group of friends. As of right now it is me and Veggie, but people can join in on the fun if they want.

Did you ever want to be a part of something as pointless as a clan, but can never find the one that truly stands out as honest and not full of itself? Well here it is, "clan" MATZA!!! Established by myself, the fearless leader, the creme de le creme of all the Italian Jews! To be perfectly honest, we do not do much. We just sit in the servers and wear our MATZA tags with pride. Why? Well, clan competitions are typically pointless dick waving competitions between 12 year olds who really don't know the meaning of a dick nor have they seen a real one since their dads accidently flapped open their robes that one christmas morning. We only accept the best, and by that I mean we accept only people I deem worthy. If you wear the tag without our permission, we really can't do a damn thing about it except exclude you from our "Inner Circle" as it were. We might have a freewebs website up soon so we can post on some lame forums, but in time I think this system will grow to be a multi-billion dollar a year organization. MATZA takes gaming waaaaaaayyyy too seriously, so we assign military ranks to our members. We are to use military slang at all times so as to freak out our opponents...them typically being little kids who believe spamming the CS Radio commands is the coolest thing since Yu-Gi-Oh and Candy Land. Our Captains own your Staff Sergeants!!!!! Join if you are worthy!!!! P.S. JK about the whole damn thing; trying to make a point about gey clans online. You can wear the MATZA tag if you want to join mine and Veggie's joke/satire clan. Just LOL about the whole thing. PEACE!

whoah!?!?! That blows my mind!

Yeah I am back, so I needed to make a thread for those non-admins....LAME PEOPLE!!! j/k Certain admins are also lame as you may know as well.... What's happening plebs?