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i skipped tthe intro to 2 :20. worst idea.

Truth has been spoken.

You've got to be kiddin me. Fucking john cena flip flops. its a double fail. i love u sanchez. no homo.

mine exploded, never experienced that much pain. Doctors told if they didnt took it out in the next 24 hours, I,d be dead. This shit is poisonous! Elementary?

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Congo rats!!!!!

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They match your avatar. Kinda hipster. I would'nt wear those but im sure it'll fit u well.

Crap man, my parents splitted like a year ago, you'll see, things will get wierd and very uncomfortable. It depends on the context, is it on good terms? bad terms? The most important thing is to keep the persons you really love close to you, and dont use your boy as a weapon, like my parents did with me. Things like that happens in life, and it is those things that truly forge a person. Wish u the best.

Cool kids use yellow walkmans.

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Wow these are mind blowing!

LOL bro, i dont know what made me laugh harder, -Your post -Your Sig -Your avatar LOL

ya man. Like i said. Its only a weird scar in an odd place. Cause naturally, the appendice only gets infected, and its an easy surgery, with a litlle scar. But mine litterally exploded in me, so they had to butcher the zone just under my belly button, cause there was peices of it all around my belly. They did the best they could to make a nice scar. It made me another belly button. wtf.

yeah im in!

So mines pretty recent. Like a week ago while i was in Amsterdam. There was this event in a pub and i was getting fresh air outside before it starts. I was chatting with people and having a drink. And now theres this drunk brit. He like at 10 meters from me and he seems to be talking while looking @ me so i just approached him asking ''whats up man?''. He is very drunk and wasted and he yells at me : ''Are you trying to make a fucking testamony'' in the worst drunkard/brit accent, which i did not understood on the first attempt so i say ''what?!!?'' and now he gets more pissed. ''ARE YOU TRYING TO MAKE A FUCKING TESTAMONY FOR FUCK SAKE'' i'm like ''eeeeh.... no?'' then there he goes ''Then get that fucking ugly shirt off, you motherfucker, it fucking sucks'' Im actually wearing this Obey t shirt where there is this asian chick sourrounded by bright red roses with a japanese rising sun in background. Nothing offensive. ''I'D RATHER HAVE THAT GIRL ON YOUR SHIRT STANDING IN FRONT OF ME THAN YOUR FUCKING UGLY FACE YOU FUCKING RETARD, I WOULD GET YOUR ASS ON A STICK AND LIGHT YOU ON FIRE YOU FUCKING PRICK''. Now i'm just confused and i approach to him more saying'' Woah man chill out!''. He gets his beer from the neck, spilling beer all over him and he fucking charges me, swinging his beer in a manly gorilla territorial challenge way. So i just back up and get back in the bar. Thats pretty much the only thing i remember from my night. inb4 riveting tale,chap.

Is it just me or hes fucking not articulating...

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Could you make the ''this card, this card, and that card'' trick? (personal fav)