EvInReaLife

Al capone =)

Your a sick human being. =)

Haha I think they made a revamped version...

Need to take that helmet off first matt :D

(Veggie gets turned and pwns all people inside the cage. They cant curse him out because hes an admin)

It seems like im bumping this thread... oh well... chicken pizza pasta oreos whoppers You know, the good stuff in life.

I know you have already probably groaned from reading the title of this thread, but here it goes anyway. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live. Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs. Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding. Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice. There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist. When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down. Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head. Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush. Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink. Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV. Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you. There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control. Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song. Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open. Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip. Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you. Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise. Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird. some of the best ones.

Funny you should mention this, because my aunt's firm deals in problems related to this. Heres the site http://www.patriciacombslawfirm.com/ She deals with many family-related problems. Hope this helps, the only problem is shes thousands of miles away.

Dont be so mean about it. My mommy says im special

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Well said ;)

Confusing and boring. Buy phase for your ipod instead.

I voted choice #4. How are we going to hold a tournament when some of our members are over 3000 miles away?

18 hz

Wow lol... this thread got turned around very quickly... *LOCK* before we are at each others virtual throats???

Hope to play with you someday Jess. Good Luck