We started at the chatbox, so sorry, the top 3 is taken, as is the last spot.
The point of this is to create a thread which ranks the countries, not after troops, not after GDP, but after awesomeness. And the cool thing? YOU DECIDE.*
If you can't come up with any more countries, check out this wikipage: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries).
Now, let's go:
Estados Unidos >
1: Britain. = James lives on this island and takes up most of the space
2: Denmark. = Pastries, babes and they have Greenland (OMFG Polar bears?!)
3: Switzerland. = Toblerone
4: Ireland. = Beautiful
5: Germany. = Awesome Christmas products + EPIC CARS!
6: Egypt. = Nice tourist places, nice weather, extremely friendly people and the stores close at 4 am
7: Belgium. = Mmmmm chocolate.
8. Somalia. = Because everybody loves pirates.
9: South Africa. = Safaris, Nice weather, friendly people, english currency is still stronger than the rand, diamonds, world cup 2010
10. Kenya. = Neighbours Somalia and has lions.
11: Australia = Can't beat a good barbecue and it's where Yahtzee lives
12: France. = Smells like cheese.
13:Greece. = It might be full of hummus but nobody can beat fire ships.
14: Austria. = Birthplace of Arnold Schwarzenegger. 'Nuff said.
15: Jamaica. = relaxed People
16: Cuba. = CHÉ GUEVARA!!!!
17: Japan. = SUSHI FTW!!! + cool language
18: The Netherlands. = WhySoPro, Mystique and because of their famous cheese, tulips and uhmm wooden shoes
19: Canada.= In the jungle they're the Pandas.
20: Russia. = Most nuclear weapons.
21: Spain. = Because somebody's got to start the pink list.
22: South Georgia and the South Sandwich Islands. = Mmmmmmm...sandwich...
23: Kyrgyzstan. = A country with a name as long as that and only one vowel has to be good.
24: Iraq. = Friendly people and hot weather... HOT!! rawr.
25: Vatican City. = Viva La Pope!
26: Panama = Beautiful beaches and the panama canal
27: Christmas Island. = Because so far I've (Havok) not shown any recognition for holiday festivities.
28: Estonia. = Their only defense is singing.
29: Taiwan. = It's like china but without the communism with a little mix of japan
30: India. = b/c instead of the ice cream man, they have the CURRY man.
31: Italy. = Great food, people never use brakes in cars, alcohol is server to everyone, the firemen aren't bothered in you jump on the ladder as they drive past.
32: Brasil = Hotest women in the world.
33: Azerbaijan. = Lots of SAS safehouses here.
34: Cameroon. = Sounds like "Cameron." Shorten it to "Cam" and it's a town near where I live.
35: Djibouti. = Because when you say it with any accent it always sounds funny.
36: Eritrea. = Did an essay about it in English once. They like cycling, apparently.
37: Mexico. = Nobody can beat Mariachi music.
38: China. = Gave Britain the best Olympic Games in a LONG TIME. Plus they always have a label on everything we buy.
184: United Arab Emirates. = Gave another English football team too much money.
185: Chile. = Its in South America, who would be chilly there?
186: Micronesia. = Smaller than Andorra, and they're associated with America.
187: Oman. = One letter off "Omar" so it must be bad.
188: Uzbekistan. = Borat says that they are assholes
189: Sweden. = IKEA sucks.
190: Lithuania. = PAAAGAAAAAANS!!
191: Andorra. = It has a population of about seven families and two goats but is still one better than America.
192: Norway. = More like Snoreway
*First mention of the country = definitive position. A reason, as well as a specific position, is also needed to make it valid.
Colour Codes
Green = WIN.
Purple = 4-20.
Pink = 21-40.
Magenta = 41-60.
Olive = 61-80.
Red = Fail.