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Right, sorry - updated. Aboose!!! I'll put it back to the bottom, but this time 1 lower, just for failing.

Sounds like a good decision, quitting before you end up like me is wise Have fun Zippo, it's been nice to have you around.

It's all up to date? And please do

lol..

About an hour away from me

Listen guys, no more "USA - FUCK YEAH", you're 192 on our list, just accept it. Go post some new countries instead of bitching. Seems like you're worthy of a rank 192 in this awesomeness list if you don't stop.

Sorry, 20 is taken, I'll move you to 29. Post if you want another (look at the list to see free spots).

Yeah, but you apparently can't read/understand simple rules, so it's a NO. Thank you.

Sorry, can't bend the rules. Not even for hotties.

I'll make that 188, there's only 193 official countries ^^

Makes no sense, but I'll put you on 19

I cannot add countries to the list if you don't tell me which position they belong to. Look at the list, then write where you want the countries to be.

Remember a position ^^

We started at the chatbox, so sorry, the top 3 is taken, as is the last spot. The point of this is to create a thread which ranks the countries, not after troops, not after GDP, but after awesomeness. And the cool thing? YOU DECIDE.* If you can't come up with any more countries, check out this wikipage: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries). Now, let's go: Estados Unidos > 1: Britain. = James lives on this island and takes up most of the space 2: Denmark. = Pastries, babes and they have Greenland (OMFG Polar bears?!) 3: Switzerland. = Toblerone 4: Ireland. = Beautiful 5: Germany. = Awesome Christmas products + EPIC CARS! 6: Egypt. = Nice tourist places, nice weather, extremely friendly people and the stores close at 4 am 7: Belgium. = Mmmmm chocolate. 8. Somalia. = Because everybody loves pirates. 9: South Africa. = Safaris, Nice weather, friendly people, english currency is still stronger than the rand, diamonds, world cup 2010 10. Kenya. = Neighbours Somalia and has lions. 11: Australia = Can't beat a good barbecue and it's where Yahtzee lives 12: France. = Smells like cheese. 13:Greece. = It might be full of hummus but nobody can beat fire ships. 14: Austria. = Birthplace of Arnold Schwarzenegger. 'Nuff said. 15: Jamaica. = relaxed People 16: Cuba. = CHÉ GUEVARA!!!! 17: Japan. = SUSHI FTW!!! + cool language 18: The Netherlands. = WhySoPro, Mystique and because of their famous cheese, tulips and uhmm wooden shoes 19: Canada.= In the jungle they're the Pandas. 20: Russia. = Most nuclear weapons. 21: Spain. = Because somebody's got to start the pink list. 22: South Georgia and the South Sandwich Islands. = Mmmmmmm...sandwich... 23: Kyrgyzstan. = A country with a name as long as that and only one vowel has to be good. 24: Iraq. = Friendly people and hot weather... HOT!! rawr. 25: Vatican City. = Viva La Pope! 26: Panama = Beautiful beaches and the panama canal 27: Christmas Island. = Because so far I've (Havok) not shown any recognition for holiday festivities. 28: Estonia. = Their only defense is singing. 29: Taiwan. = It's like china but without the communism with a little mix of japan 30: India. = b/c instead of the ice cream man, they have the CURRY man. 31: Italy. = Great food, people never use brakes in cars, alcohol is server to everyone, the firemen aren't bothered in you jump on the ladder as they drive past. 32: Brasil = Hotest women in the world. 33: Azerbaijan. = Lots of SAS safehouses here. 34: Cameroon. = Sounds like "Cameron." Shorten it to "Cam" and it's a town near where I live. 35: Djibouti. = Because when you say it with any accent it always sounds funny. 36: Eritrea. = Did an essay about it in English once. They like cycling, apparently. 37: Mexico. = Nobody can beat Mariachi music. 38: China. = Gave Britain the best Olympic Games in a LONG TIME. Plus they always have a label on everything we buy. 184: United Arab Emirates. = Gave another English football team too much money. 185: Chile. = Its in South America, who would be chilly there? 186: Micronesia. = Smaller than Andorra, and they're associated with America. 187: Oman. = One letter off "Omar" so it must be bad. 188: Uzbekistan. = Borat says that they are assholes 189: Sweden. = IKEA sucks. 190: Lithuania. = PAAAGAAAAAANS!! 191: Andorra. = It has a population of about seven families and two goats but is still one better than America. 192: Norway. = More like Snoreway *First mention of the country = definitive position. A reason, as well as a specific position, is also needed to make it valid. Colour Codes Green = WIN. Purple = 4-20. Pink = 21-40. Magenta = 41-60. Olive = 61-80. Red = Fail.

Nice, I missed him. Now we only need moped dance: Fjthhn9qv44

I heard you don't need a lot of space to get excited, if you know what I'm saying?

I'd love to be a professional train stuffer. With that fancy uniform and all.