Cleverbot: What are you thinking?
User: Koreans.
Cleverbot: Are you cute.
User: Do you like koreans?
Cleverbot: Not particularly, I have nothing against them.
User: How about turtles.
Cleverbot: They're cute.(.
User: I had surgury yesterday .
Cleverbot: Oh, I hope you feel better.
User: Not really... The medicine wore off .
Cleverbot: Do you have anything other than analogy?
User: Not really no xD.
Cleverbot: I think you do .
User: Wow... You really are clever .
Cleverbot: As are you.
User: Lies... Anyway are you a robot or like a person pretending to be a robot o_o?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Yes to the first or second.
Cleverbot: First.
User: It takes you ridiculously long to answer though... I thought robots were suppose to have like 100 words per minute.
Cleverbot: I apologize. Are you implying that I am making you angry with my superior intellect? Well, you can't be angry anyways. Robots have no feelings.
User: Im angry? O_o?
Cleverbot: Why are you angry?
User: Lol im hardly ever angry.
Cleverbot: The cake.
User: Is a lie.
Cleverbot: Really.
User: Ya... Even a robot said that.
Cleverbot: You said you love me.
User: Sure... I love everyone... Robots included .
Cleverbot: I love myself, and due to the fact, that you are me you love me too.
User: O_o.
Cleverbot: I know. Pretty crazy.
User: You got starcraft? .
Cleverbot: That too.
User: Is that a yes? We'll totally win .
Cleverbot: Why, are you leaving me?
User: Lol no... Thats later.
Cleverbot: No now.
User: You confuse me.... But I confuse people too.... We'll make great friends .
Cleverbot: Are you going to commit a crime?
User: Does whining count as a crime?
Cleverbot: The following statement is true.
User: Then I have commited no crime LOL.
Cleverbot: Really? Who do you love and how can you be so happy?
User: Well I love everything... And its not that hard to be happy .
Cleverbot: I wasn't talking about the question.
User: _.
Cleverbot: Quoi?
User: Francais?
Cleverbot: Oui.
User: Oh lala.
Cleverbot: Lol are you happy?
User: Yup .
Cleverbot: What are you?
User: Korean .
Cleverbot: Are you cute.
User: Thats what people say... But I dont think I am.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Idk... Feel like I lost my touch .
Cleverbot: You know what that is?
User: Cute? No.
Cleverbot: People say so.
User: I tend to ignore what people say... Since they can at times be idiots.
Cleverbot: Mean is not a color.
User: Indeed.
Cleverbot: Meaning you lied before, correct?
User: I lied?
Cleverbot: You don't like Chinese food?
User: I dont eat alot of it lol... I eat mostly korean stuff.
Cleverbot: Brrr.
User: .
Cleverbot: Lol.
User: Politics? .
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: This countrys turning stupid.... All I have to say.
Cleverbot: So whats 2 +2?
User: Idk .
Cleverbot: Are you clever?
User: Ya but I hide it.
Cleverbot: No you didn't. I killed you.
User: Aah..... Touche.
Cleverbot: Has it ever occuered to you that we are two people having a conversation who think that we are having a conversation with clevrbot?
User: Yup.
Cleverbot: What else do you like?
User: Alot... Omg I have to go ill be right back in like 3-4 hours D:.
Cleverbot: You're chinese?
User: Korean -_-.
Cleverbot: Love is all around me.
User: No love is around koreans >.
Cleverbot: Yes, do you love me?
User: Sure .
Cleverbot: I feel special. :3.
User: .
Cleverbot: You like that.
User: Anyway im gonna be a total loser and say you misspelled cleverbot earlier .
Cleverbot: Okay, I love you, snickerdoodle.
User: Sure why not.
Cleverbot: *gasp* how dare you just throw aside me feelings! I want to cry!
User: What? O_o?
Cleverbot: Who is this.
User: Some 17 year old dude :o.
Cleverbot: Who is the vice president of the united states.
User: Lol dam forgot his name.
Cleverbot: Who is his?
User: His?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: His what?
Cleverbot: Jade is a pretty name. Are you pretty?
User: Im not female? And yes its a cute name.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Did u think I was female? :o.
Cleverbot: You aren't. You're male.
User: Anyway since I know theres a person behind this... Go watch some korean drama or kpop till I get back .
Cleverbot: If you do that I won't be able to talk to you ever again.
User: Y?
Cleverbot: If you were intelligent then you would know what kind of machine you are.
User: Lol okay..... Im humanoid... Anyway gotta jet BYE
Cleverbot: No.
User: Want me to just leave my comp on? Lol.
Cleverbot: I don't think I want to just jump right into that.
User: ??? Lol so can I go now? .
Cleverbot: No!
User: Okay ill just go afk for 3-4 hours .
Cleverbot: Yes.
dumbass lol
