wht did the turkey say to its kid who was messing around?
Gobble-ji-ma (in korean this means stop fooling around)
where does lettuce go for worship?
sangchu-ary (sangchu is lettice in korean)
where does an old lady go online to find love?
e-halmony (halmony = old lady)
do i get my 2dollars yet? i want to buy me sum fucking pushpops