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  1. I hate cold weather, If ever given the chance, I'd live in Fl and never leave again. I hate snow, I hate lack of humidity, I hate nosebleeds, dry throat, I hate wind that cuts through my clothing, and I hate the depressing ass sun going down at 430 over the barren ass trees. Give me neon green, evergreen, wet air so thick you need a hatchet, and a sun that will give you 5 kinds of cancer in 2 minutes. Oh, and the bitches up here are ugly as a motherfucker. Honestly, fuck everything above Orlando, Florida
  2. FIEEEERRRCEE
  3. Again, the point of this is? Xbox Fanboi, while I appreciate your veiled "GAWD GOW2 is bettah" implied in your statement, I really don't care. If I wanted to buy the other system, I easily could, but I don't nor do I care whether the other game is good/bad/toilet water, I'm completely indifferent on the X360/e.
  4. Did you QQ at the guy? The ESRB rating can be used to stop you from purchasing, and unless your parent is the purchaser, its not technically wrong though.As for the comments regarding theft, etc. they were completely uncalled for, but again, I don't expect much from this caliber of employee.
  5. I walked into gamestop, credit card in hand to purchase my birthday gift from my grandmother (her idea, because she's awesome and knows I'm a voracious gamer), Resistance 2 on the PS3. I wanted to buy it used if it was available to save the 4-5 dollars I would for an essentially new game that some tard traded in at 45% value to buy the next flavor of the month. When I arrive at the PS3 used wall, I am approached by the employee, a short, fat, obviously socially inept 16 year old with bad acne that looks like cottage cheese who asks me if I require assistance. I inform him I wish to buy resistance 2 used, and the conversation goes something like this: (Spoiler: he didnt get a sale) Me: Hey, I'd like to purchase a used copy of resistance 2, do you have any in stock? Douche: I do, but I can't sell it to you... its the law. Me: (puzzled) Oh? Why? Douche: Cuz its the law, I have to hold all used games at least 18 days before I can sell them to someone. Me: Who passed this law? Is this company policy? Douche: (self righteously and annoyed with me) No! Its a Law!! I can't sell it to you. Me: Who passed this law? Why haven't I heard of such a law? Douche: Why would you have? Me: I'm a lawyer, I'm interested, so tell me, who passed this law? Is your manager here? I find it somewhat comical that I cannot buy a used copy of a game and that a law was passed requiring you to hold a game for 18 days, yet there are no signs clearly stating said policy or law. Douche: (Balls somewhere in throat) Wait, I can't sell it cuz people are stealing from Target and reselling them here... and I have to verify these games weren't stolen... Me: How do you verify this information? Douche: The back barcode..... Me: You mean the barcode that only codes price? Try a little harder than that man, I've never worked retail and I know that you can't find purchaser lineage info from that. Either way, I'd like to ask your manager about this policy, it seems kind of arbitrary to me, and if I can I'd like to get my game before the store closes. Douche: There arent any managers here... Me: So I guess it leaves me little choice but to buy the game new huh....? Douche: Yea, do you want me to charge credit or cash? Me: Oh, I'm not buying it here, I'm going to target. Douche: Why? Me: Well, its obvious that either your store has a severe problem crime and is fencing stolen property, or you have a restrictive policy which prevents me from buying a game used so I have to purchase it new, despite you having used copies for sale, or you are just a very poor liar and used the wrong "its the law" schpiel on the wrong person. Either way, I'm going to take my money, and business elsewhere. Douche:But you are already here... do you really want to walk across the street to target? Me: Do you want to call your manager for me so that I can verify said policy? Douche (doesn't say anything) Me: I'll take that as a no, so have a good one. Douche: I have call of duty 4... (I leave... go buy my game from the indian guy at target).
  6. She apparently raps now. Shes now multigenre annoying. The worst is that "put a ring on it" song that keeps playing.
  7. I think women need to keep to women activities. I played def. end, linebacker on JV and V, and we had girls from ROTC periodically try out, each year during two-a-day practice, they'd get knocked on their ass and leave. Women should take up more female activities, like kitchen maintenance.
  8. Wide Dog. \ \ By the way: BAttleoads is coming!
  9. LMAO video

    awesome video http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/7226a0ea31/cooking-by-the-book-ft-lil-jon-from-tubulargoldmine
  10. As an illegal immigrant he cannot get student loans.
  11. Do you feel you are going anywhere in life? What do you want to do? How do you think you have strayed from where you want to be? Go.
  12. Red wants a 360 badly. He'll give you gratitude. The initial thread post was just... inflaming.
  13. About as much as you spend QQing to everyone.
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  15. Can we pummel him?
  16. Oh no, my mommy wants to buy me a Xbox 360. Dude... seriously, stfu and appreciate the awesome parents.
  17. LitKey

    Litkey is there? Looks like the kid that played opposite spider man in the first one. The whiny bitchy rich one. Heres a find of epic proportions http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRAqt7GB8UM
  18. As a PS3 owner, I really hope it is.
  19. Lock, I smell this thread of.
  20. As someone who has owned or been in close proximity to just about every console in the past 20 years, let me say this: Each console has its strengths and weaknesses. I had the sega and the snes in their heydays, as well as the 64 and the PS, I lived with people that owned xboxes while I owned a ps2, and now I own a ps3, and many of my close friends have had xbox360s for years... I don't care for fanboy jingoism, bc in the end its all about what you want... and heres what I wanted: A way to play new media discs, I did not buy a console until AFTER I saw who had won the format wars, HDDVD lost. Now, we KNOW who has the market share, and those of us, such as myself, who have more than one person using the machine, and don't really feel like paying out the ass for a machine to play discs that I haven't bought yet makes the onboard BR a steal, and technically a "bonus" to the gaming abilities. Xbox, despite its very admirable graphics, sounds, and game capability, just does not cater to my specific needs which extend past gaming. This doesn't mean that I feel that PS3 is SOOO BETTER GAIZ, in fact, I think its completely even in the game capability, in my opinion. At this point, until the Ps3 people start either using the 6 other cores, or comes up with new, exclusive game brand, name, or series, I feel they are about even. X has halo and gears, they share most rockstar games, Sony has MGS and Resistance series, to me, the series are just that: games on the machine, and having played many of them, to me, they are pretty much neck and neck. That being said, games, generally are not the best guide of whether the console is any good. Online services: I am partial to psn because its free, and a little less full of mouthbreathing dickbags than the Xlive, which is sad, because that means people are PAYING to be assholes on live. I find the Xbox system to be passable, and its fairly intuitive as ar as online services go. The big thing that keeps me away from saying its better is the cost. Plainly, I do not see the point of paying for a service that should be free given the cost of the consoles. The PSN is honestly somewhat confusing at first, but in the end, I survive on it... I will always prefer a friend database like steam's, xfire, or aim convo prior to a game in order to get together with my friends. The format of the services, because I've seen better, feels somewhat inferior to me. Anyhow... these are some of my ideas regarding the issue at 3 am. BTW: Wii is the smartest thing Nintendo ever did. They are killing the market, they've done so throughout nintendo's existence because nintendo has damn good planning and marketing.. they dont need tech much more advanced than the gamecube in the rig, and after some motion sensor tech, they have a machine they can charge the hell out of you on, charge the hell out of you on the controllers, and then hit you up for games that children, elderly, and women can like. Basically, nintendo has taken what was essentially a "boys, men age 7-30" market and expanded it tremendously with a machine that is "fun". Thats not "gimmick" thats called beating the pants off the competition before you curb check'em.
  21. Want to know whats fun? Flying the BF1942 Battle of Britain, killing men on deck while listening to bachata and salsa on the headphones.
  22. Smells like ass
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