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  1. lol they ae a toaster. Are you gay?
  2. LOL
  3. This brought tears to my eyes.
  4. I nearly cried.
  5. I made a glorious sandwich... ate half of it, and then my girlfriend called me to do some sort of errand for the 9th fucking time. I ran out a second. The dog ATE my sandwich. THAT BITCH ATE MY SANDWICH!!!
  6. Thats like saying AIDS is considerably better or worse than Hep C, its still a disease man!
  7. http://omg.yahoo.com/news/singer-jennifer-hudsons-mom-brother-found-dead/14614 Two for one special at the hudson house.
  8. Shit. I can buy 3 HOT asian chicks, 10,000 Morrocans, or 25,000 darfurians for this amount of money. IDK if I would want this machine, it would be obsolete within 2 years... 5K is kind of pricey for that. Really nice though
  9. Really? Bootylicious is a role model? I'm almost certain that there are better role models than this strumpet. Gray, I did not know that. Good find.
  10. Its japanese prison, its probably like sitting in an anime filled auditorium with denny's food.
  11. LOL. Nice one, Omar.
  12. What do you mean? More often than not, they get a license from ASCAP to use the song... where did you feel she stole it?
  13. YOSHIMASHUTAKI: Herror, AYE reKWIAYA HERPU POHREECE: YRES? RAT IS RON'? YOSHIMASHUTAKI: CHI KIWL MA KAWAII DESU AVATAR!!!! POHREECE: LOL.
  14. SRSLY GAIZ http://videogames.yahoo.com/feature/online-divorcee-jailed-after-killing-virtual-hubby/1259111
  15. http://music.yahoo.com/read/news/61803020
  16. MEOWTROLL!!!
  17. Havok, I read your post: I dont think you all talk posh and drink tea, far from it, but I know that you are not all rudebois, angry converts to islam, or impoverished rags to riches writers either. The people I know from Britain are mostly military, or through law school events, persons that came to do LLMs over here. My point to you is that you whored yourselves. Get mad at it all you want, you all are the ones suffering... no wait, just middle class english persons that want to work, succeed, and not be systematically fucked of accumulation of wealth so it can go to maintenance programs and tenement towers. I don't take stabs in the dark, I go off the opinions of the brits that I do know, which are mostly educated folk who don't really care for the current situation, and what I see in the news. Is the media being bad to britain havok?
  18. I was wondering the same thing, I thought Euros like to ignore their lesser qualities and preach to us about ours.
  19. Not really, but okay. We may have lynched some people, had jim crow laws, and killed off some indians (which you gave us with the land, check the papers there), but its nothing compared to the rallies you all have had. The various principalities of Europe has started wars over nationality, religion, succession, who gets which diamond interest, slave pit, colony, indian hut, etc. You all started two world wars, which killed over 120 million people, about 5 % of the world's population during the early 1900s to 1950. Europeans perpetrated the holocaust, various pogroms, random jew killings, and the wiping out of the majority of the meso american people under the guise of religion and perceived racial superiority. The Europeans in the past 20 years have decided to become submissive BDSM bitches that allow every form of muslim, arab, pakistani, indian, asian, Black, Mouse, ox, deer, automatron over to their countries, give them free welfare, not require them to work, let them shit all over your customs, history, cultures, and faiths, and then snidely make rude statements about them, followed by quickly sticking your heads in the sand for fear of a riot by youths, fundamentalists, crazies, or other assorted undesirables you've allowed to enter your nations. Europeans which heralded the enlightenment, the renaissance, individualism, humanism, and modern democracy have turned into submissive socialist hodgepodge of closet racists who are afraid to express themselves. The last statement is fiercely accurate, because while you won't say anything to your MP about it, you'll hang out here on a visit and talk about "stupid pakis, sikhs, arabs, (random European transient minority here)" and how the country's political system has failed you, the non minority. Newsflash: YOU TELL THE PARLIMENT WHAT TO DO... STOP BEING SO SUBMISSIVE, IT IS UNBECOMING OF A PEOPLE WHO I TRY VERY HARD TO CONTINUE TO RESPECT. Specifically: England, the land of King Henry VIII, William the Conqueror, and Winston Churchill has turned into Londonistan, where rather than having a traditional british dish be the national cusine, its chiken tikka masala. The most popular baby name is Mohammad. You cannot call "Christmas trees" christmas trees in school anymore! You've politically corrected yourselves into oblivion. Germany, the seat of the holy roman empire has turned into new turkey AND has a negative birth rate. In addition to this, the poor bastards are so inwardly guilty about 1914-1945 that they've politically corrected themselves to the point where Germans cannot be proud of ANY of their history, instead, glorifying others. They cannot even play Call of duty 1,2,3 as is, the game has to be censored of all historical accuracy in uniforms due to a fear of being seen as nazis again. They should learn to own up to what they did, and move on. Spain, land of my great great grandparents, has turned into a caliphate all over again sadly, the work ethic there is on the floor, but in their defense, they at least manage to admit their part in the exploration of the new world, and the inquisition with little complaint. This is something I find to be a redeeming factor for them. France: I don't need to say anything here... no self respect, no class, no sense of pride, history, or honor. I hope Sarkozy unfucks that country. For fucks sake, you've sold yourselves out completely Europe. Congrats. I'm looking forward to WW3, hopefully right in the middle of France, so you guys can see that Socialism, 'let them come and well bend over' mindset does NOT work. BTW Widow, Gays are not a race, they are people that like to blow the same sex...
  20. Skat? Kat?

    hL1qFJW2mZU Ah the early nineties. I miss grade school.
  21. The first sentence requires quotations, should be revised as a run on, and should not be in passive voice. The second statement starts abruptly, is a poor choice for a lead in, you go from speaking of a mentality to the world's stability. I would go from commenting on a mentality, to a conflicting mentality, and THEN state that due to the other mentality the world is failing (in your opinion). I'd enumerate some of the challenges that the generation faces which create a stack as high as the "we can do it" generation of world war ii, because honestly, I find your statement to likely insult persons of that generation. My generation, and even more so, your generation are a bunch of over privileged, over protected, wet farts: We are the baby boomer's kids, no real financial hardship, no internecine war, no draft, low child death rate in countries that matter... you REALLY have to find something compelling to make that comparison a valid one. The Ice caps are NOT one of them, sadly to say.. Tay Zonday and Carrot Top pose more of a threat.
  22. Its a sign of respect

  23. COD5

    Im inclined to agree here, after 10 different WW2 FPS games, we moved into "modern warfare" and it was good. It was awesome, and by God, it was new, not rehashed endlessly. Don't get me wrong, I LOVE COD 1 and 2, and the expansion for 1, I even liked Big Red One... but shit man, 6 WW2 games by the same developer, of which 3-4 of them rehashed the SAME battles OVER and OVER again DOES get old. The pacific has been done before, horribly, by EA and the MOH series, twice. The problem with the pacific is similar to the problem with BF vietnam: its not something that can be done with the same sort of straight forward gameplay as 1,2,3, or 4. Additionally, the style of jap combat does not really lead to a decent shooter, unless you are thinking of a "black hawk down" style game with droves of inferior units to shoot while ducking loads of incoming fire. Part of what made C4 a good game was the AI being generally semi intelligent, and the story line not absolutely sucking balls. For the first time in a COD game, it was followed throughout, rather than 4 different missions,kind of like in BRO. That being said, while its true the beta will not be the finished product, I think that its a fair show of what IS to come, and if it sucks, it may foreshadow a shitty game, but then it may amaze us all as well. I know this much: I may rent it, but not buy it
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