LegalSmash

She got dem big ol' legs.

I said RETARD not Stupid. There is a difference, buddy. C'mon now, show the tard love, for the lulz. If you show me some jerry springer guests, its cool though.

Its Mel Gibson's new movie.

Now that is a british stiff upper lip if I ever saw one.

So... here is the deal. Lets ALL post pics of the most fucked up, retarded, oddly shaped BUT LIVING AT SOME POINT (no abortions) person..... I'll go first. And it is strictly for the Lulz. All Lulz will be donated to the make a wish foundation.

No there was not, it was a fully enclosed cripple stall. Which made it all the more disturbing that this guy LOOKED through the partition split between the movable door and the wall with the lock attachment.

It was DC. OMG, Jew, it was FUCKING INSANE. He was WATCHING ME Wiping my Ass.

So I am in a panera studying today with the girlfriend. The last 2 times we have been to this coffee/sandwich place, a very dark, thickly accented african guy in his late 30s has come up and asked me if I practice law, and then the same to my study partner or Gf. My Gf tells the guy that she is a geneticist and not a lawyer, and he asks her "if he can find his daddy"... he asks me for assistance with an immigration issue, which I tell him that I am unable to do. I go to the bathroom to take another trademark EPIC shit. As I am sitting on the throne, minding my own business and reading some notes I snuck in, I feel suddenly as if I am being watched. I look up and notice that there is a very yellowlike eye staring at me. This weirds me out... I then see the top of a head, eyes and nose, pop over the partition and duck back down. I am thoroughly weirded out now. I then hear a knock on the bathroom door. Its that fucking African again... and he begins to ask me about immigration law and starts asking me for help again. While I am in mid turd drop. What the fuck. What is it, do they not fucking have bathrooms in Africa? Is there no understanding on the "leave me alone when I shit" rule? Do I look like the fucking Immigration and Naturalization Service agent? I politely decline again, and he FOLLOWS ME OUT OF THE BATHROOM ASKING ME MORE FUCKING QUESTIONS, before he leaves. Yesterday, I had a Congolese attorney sit next to me and after inquiring about my being cuban, and asking if I am opposed to Castro, begins to tell me how much he loves Che and how "edgy" he is. This is AFTER he finds out that the bastard killed people close to my family and within my extended family. WTFZOR? What the fuck is wrong with these two Africans? Is it the water, or lack of? Is it too much sun? Is it lead in the paint on the giraffe? Does this asshole think he is a Congressman? Jesus Christ.

Hello kitty island adventure PWNS you all. Even she/it thinks so: http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Waluigi Well she likes waluigi.

I honestly think people should just deal with it. Dog is delicious, man's best friend plus some paprika = man's finest delicacy. I'm not going to stop cooking pork on a spit in my front yard on Noche Buena (Christmas for non-latins) because some jews and muslims decide to congregate in the nearby park for some erstwhile celebration. I'll gladly give them a sample, but I'm not going to stop being me. I say china should let'em eat their dog, lead paint, and cat souffle.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080711/lf_nm_life/olympics_dogmeat_dc

Can someone please link me to the update/patch. I really just want to DL and get on with life, no time to go searching because EA is too fucking lazy to autopatch. Plz link?

You can do the exact same thing in every other non CSS shooter that has come out in recent years. On a personal level, I prefer bluray. The guy I knew that was REALLY into 360 was a total fuckwad (points at head for Red to laugh) that should have been sterilized. Omar, as to the warranty that you mentioned, it may be for three years, but be sure that the warranty covers hardware failure like the red ring of death, and make sure that you don't somehow mod the machine in any way that would void the warranty.

I'd want omnipotence, absolute, complete omnipotence.

Dude, the three sixty controller is like holding a handful of lasagna. Its designed for western hands, but its completely counterintuitive. PS has not changed their control since god knows when because its functional. I'm not going to mix up shapes... under the influence however, I may just well mix up letters and numbers though. its just a matter of preference, does he want MASSES of games, available NAO, or the prospect of games available in the near future. Both systems have put out some CRAP games, and both systems have some decent exclusives. I'll be totally honest, I have MGS4 and I DONT think its a ten, I think its repeat of the others... that doesnt make it any less good, just not a 10. I played the HELL out of halo 1-2-3 throughout college and law school, and TBH, its the same situation, pretty much same game with better graphics. The wii, is the only system that tries to be different however, and its because it caters to a completely different market....

Or he could buy a prostitute? Anyone for prostitute? The stimulus checks are for SERVICES!!! LOL>

I went with the three. I rike brue rey

Rofl. I'll go with the PS3, bc its what I have. I got it bc my PS 2 died, and i wanted backwards compatibility, AND bluray. I have a friend with the xbox 360, it seems like fun, but aside from Halo, there was not much exclusive anything that I wanted. Additionally, I am not a big fan of paying to play online, after having already paid for the machine AND the game. It just seems retarded for me. Get the PS3 or the Wii.

Rofl but what will he yoose his oil money on?

A Mario picture in stylized Japanese Custom... strictly for the lulz